News That Will Drive You to Drink

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Remember that time Ted Cruz recited Green Eggs and Ham to the country?

The Houston Chronicle has sumpin’ to say to Ayatollah Ted, and it goes sumpin’ like this:

Resign, Senator Cruz. Your lies cost lives.

“We’re done with the drama. Done with the opportunism. Done with the cynical scheming that has now cost American lives. Resign, Mr. Cruz, and deliver Texas from the shame of calling you our senator.”

Backpfeifengesicht, indeed.

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7 Responses to News That Will Drive You to Drink

  1. Redhand says:

    A punchable face!

    FWIW, I think there is something really wrong mentally with Ted Cruz. I think he’s as sick in the head as Trump. There is something about him that makes my flesh crawl.

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  2. osirisopto says:

    Unfortunately Canada doesn’t want him back.
    They suggested we try Mexico.

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  3. glitterbug says:

    No. Abbott would just appoint someone equally evil who can hide it better.
    It’s good having Rafael for the wingnuts frontman.

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  4. revzafod says:

    I’m a friend of his older half-sister Rox, and she got all the good genes. She’s an MD doctor, and she can’t stand Teddy.

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    • Bruce388 says:

      Someone on a podcast said if the Senate had a secret vote, the vote to expel Rafael would be 99-1. Hell, it might even be 100-0.

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  5. Ten Bears says:

    Deport it to Cuba

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