BREAKING: Tweet, Twit, Twats No More!

Tweet, Twit, Twat
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20 Responses to BREAKING: Tweet, Twit, Twats No More!

  1. spotthedog says:

    Uh Oh, somebody’s gonna be ALL CAPS rage-twee,,, wait, I guess not (teeheehee!)

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  2. 🎶“NA NA NA NA,
    NA NA NAAA NA,
    HEY HEY HEY,
    GOODBYE!”
    🎵

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  3. osirisopto says:

    So, now they have to use the official Whitehouse account to recruit bullet catchers for Monday’s coup attempt?

    Liked by 1 person

    • osirisopto says:

      The cesspit he deserves.

      Liked by 1 person

    • Martin Pollard says:

      Parler has already been yanked from the Google Play Store, and time is running out before it’s pulled from the App Store (Apple gave them 24 hours to get their shit together; predictably, they’re screamingly defiant). Losing those two platforms will seriously hamper their reach, as most people only know to install or upgrade from the stores. (Android apps can be side-loaded or installed from an alternate app store like Fdroid, but it’s a hassle, especially when upgrading an app. iOS apps, however, can’t be side-loaded, period, and there’s no alternate app store for iOS apps. Apple’s stranglehold on app distribution is going to seriously hurt Parler here.)

      Bottom line: current users probably won’t be affected, but they won’t be able to upgrade the app, and new users are screwed unless they’re more tech-savvy than I give them credit for (and iPhone users are screwed, period). And the beautiful thing is that they can scream and cry all they want, but there’s absolutely nothing Parler can do about it. To quote the Joker: “Hello, Vinnie, it’s your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check!”

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  4. spotthedog says:

    I prefer presidents who haven’t been banned from Facebook and Twitter.

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  5. Dennis Cole says:

    He won’t be able to stop himself, he’ll get the whole shebang banned by Apple. He should just start his own social media empire; I’m sure it will run as smoothly as all his other successful bidnesses.

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  6. IbnBob says:

    So is the Secret Service supposed to deal with self-harm? Asking for a friend

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  7. osirisopto says:

    Twitter without LDN is like riding the Muni without siting in spew.

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  8. roket says:

    Words have consequences. Even if they’re all lies.

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  9. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    I bet Melania took off for her parents’ house.

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  10. Weird Dave says:

    Kinda funny that it happened with less than two weeks left…

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