Area Contortionist In Difficult Position

Let’s listen in as CBS This Morning tries to get a straight answer from straight-shooter and 2024 Goat Rodeo contender Sen. Ben Sasse on whether or not to punish Lord Damp Nut for the Stupid Coup:

Who knew that they taught the ol’ buck-and-wing steps in Nebraska?

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5 Responses to Area Contortionist In Difficult Position

  1. Sirius Lunacy says:

    The most important question, for Ben Sasse, is what happens to me and the Republican Party.

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  2. Ten Bears says:

    I don’t know if this will work …

    If not … How do they do that … !?

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  3. roket says:

    Shorter Sen. Ben Sasse: “Should the President be impeached? There’s not enough time. However, we do need to form a committee to investigate the number of squirrels on the capitol grounds. Oh, look! There’s one now.”

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  4. Wesley Sandel says:

    Fucking thoughts and prayers – crawl back under your rock you extremist, anti-American right-wing-nut-job POS.

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  5. Dennis Cole says:

    Pro tip – if you’re sure it’s a minefield, don’t enter, no matter how good your tap-dancing skills are. Another good one is to practice looking at your watch and exclaiming, “Goodness, lookit the time, wouldja? Gotta run!”

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