Let’s listen in as CBS This Morning tries to get a straight answer from straight-shooter and 2024 Goat Rodeo contender Sen. Ben Sasse on whether or not to punish Lord Damp Nut for the Stupid Coup:
Who knew that they taught the ol’ buck-and-wing steps in Nebraska?
The most important question, for Ben Sasse, is what happens to me and the Republican Party.
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I don’t know if this will work …
If not … How do they do that … !?
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Shorter Sen. Ben Sasse: “Should the President be impeached? There’s not enough time. However, we do need to form a committee to investigate the number of squirrels on the capitol grounds. Oh, look! There’s one now.”
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Fucking thoughts and prayers – crawl back under your rock you extremist, anti-American right-wing-nut-job POS.
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Pro tip – if you’re sure it’s a minefield, don’t enter, no matter how good your tap-dancing skills are. Another good one is to practice looking at your watch and exclaiming, “Goodness, lookit the time, wouldja? Gotta run!”
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