H/T Scissorhead DCap
Before Rudy ordered the orcs to trial-by-combat at the Capitol, he had one previous eff-up to cement his legacy at Prznint Stupid’s Stupidest Lawyer™:
Report: Rudy left voicemail for Tuberville to stall Congress but dialed wrong number
The details are not all that important, but he left a voicemail…
“Giuliani, the former New York City mayor who represented the president in his failed legal challenges to the election results in several states Trump lost, left a voicemail meant for Tuberville around 6 p.m., urging the senator to object to the Electoral College results in 10 states, the Dispatch reported. Giuliani advised Tuberville to act, according to the publication, to bide time for Giuliani to come up with proof of election fraud.
“So if you could object to every state and, along with a congressman, get a hearing for every state, I know we would delay you a lot, but it would give us the opportunity to get the legislators who are very, very close to pulling their vote, particularly after what McConnell did today,” Giuliani said in the voicemail obtained by the Dispatch.”
He’s just so… Rudy.
UPDATE 1:
I repeat myself, but if there was a jail just for stupid people, Rudy would be there for life.
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When is this fuck going to be indicted?
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Found this earlier this mourning (sic). Thought I should share it. Applies to Rudely as well…
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LOL, Steve Colbert, back when there were actual humans sitting next to him on his show, had Andy Serkis read some of Idiot Amin’s tweets in Gollum’s voice.
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Starts at just before 4 minutes in…
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I’ve been following Gollum J Trump for quite a while now.
He rewrites Trump tweets like Gollum would. It’s precious!
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Better looking than the original.
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Presshusssss!!!!
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By the looks of that bald pate`, he’s been ‘Puttin’ on the Ritz’ …
Right, third door on the left.
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Which senator did he call? Was it Bernie? I hope it was Bernie.
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