News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Amen! H/T Scissorhead Dennis Cole

Guys, it’s time to check in with our old pal, firefighter-prophet-grifter Mark Taylor, who it seems is turning on his follow theocrats, who aren’t, you know, theocratical enough for him:

Man, they turn on each other faster than rats in a drain when their fellow brethren and um, cisterns don’t do what they want.

Jeebus cannot fail, Jeebus can only BE failed. Where’ve I heard that before?

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9 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Redhand says:

    um, cisterns don’t do what they want.

    You lost me here, tengrain.

    a “spiritual Jezebel”

    Not to worry, this is all perfectly normal. I mean, she’s LDN’s “spiritual advisor,” no?


  2. roket says:

    You know your audience is spellbound when they have a look of confusion on their faces.


    • MDavis says:

      In this sort of situation, I often remember Peter Beagle’s advice to the wizard as he fled the sphinx. “Walk. Never run from immortal creatures. It attracts their attention.” Works for crazy people, too, as well as anything works for crazy people.


  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Grifters always hate more successful grifters. Por ejemplo…


  4. donnah says:

    These religious zealots are merely descendants of the ol’ timey snake handlers. Their faith in Trump shouldn’t even exist, because he’s the most obvious sinner in the Republican party, but the fake anti-abortion stance he’s taken, and the Conservative judges he’s seated have put him on a pedestal. So there’ll be infighting and backbiting in their snake pit. They’ll support him even as he leaves the White House.


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