Maybe This Is Why…

Trump, in the key of f-u.


Lord Damp Nut is rushing back to the Whitey House:

Trump angered by Mar-a-Lago renovations, sources say

His mood darkened as soon as he walked into his members-only club Mar-a-Lago, three days before Christmas, according to multiple sources. The changes to his private quarters, many of which were overseen by his wife, first lady Melania Trump, were not to President Donald Trump’s liking, and he was mad about it, according to a source familiar with the President’s response.

Several weeks in the works, the renovations, undertaken to make the approximately 3,000-square-foot space feel larger and updated in preparation for the Trumps post-White House life, didn’t appeal to Trump’s aesthetics, according to his reaction. Trump was also displeased with other renovations at the property, the source said, not just in the living space.

“He was not happy with it,” said the source, who noted several loud, one-sided conversations with club management almost immediately ensued.

The White House did not immediately respond to a CNN request for comment .

A man of fine and understated tastes.

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22 Responses to Maybe This Is Why…

  1. sos says:

    Apparently Mel CAN suck the gold leaf off a toilet. And LDN does not like a while porcelain commode.

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  2. Infidel753 says:

    The changes to his private quarters, many of which were overseen by his wife, first lady Melania Trump, were not to President Donald Trump’s liking

    What did she do, get rid of the bordello and all the wadded-up McDonald’s wrappers he’s been arranging into swear words? Maybe she put in extra ventilation to deal with all the stale-hamburger farts.

    I really feel for the people who will have to deep-clean the White House after four years of this guy.

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  3. Dennis Cole says:

    I can’t wait for the WPB Sheriffs to evict his ass in Feb, for violating the signed agreement he made with the City Council, that for allowing him to convert the former residence into a resort, it could never be used as a residence by anyone for longer than a 3-week stay.

    And if it’s NOT his permanent residence, which he claimed it to be on his absentee ballot request, then isn’t that Voter Fraud? For both him & Mel?

    Imma callin Dan Patrick, and demandin my million bucks, for proof of an instance of voter fraud.

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    • Sirius Lunacy says:

      Yes indeed! And if there is one instance of voter fraud in Florida than by standard MAGAt reasoning there must be extensive voter fraud in Florida and the Florida electoral votes must NOT be counted.

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  4. Redhand says:

    A man of fine and understated tastes.

    “A man of wealth and taste,” but too fucking stupid to be Satan.

    The divorce between these two scorpions will be epic.

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  5. FELINE MAMA says:

    ‘Me’ can’t wait till a few months in 2021 when Hell comes to breakfast at the trump household. I will be glued to ANY & ALL newz that comes about!!
    Can’t wait for the True Story of hiz & wife’s sudden return to safe & protected Whitey House! Heh, heh,heh !!!!!!!!!!!!


  6. ktron says:

    A wee tiny pinano to match his wee tiny hands

    Amazed to see he had the sense to open the fallboard . . .

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  7. Ten Bears says:

    Nice place, be a shame if something happened to it.


  8. Redhand says:

    That picture! Every time I see it all I can think is that passes to Trump for “elegance” looks to me like a scene from a fin de siècle Paris whorehouse. I guess he’s striking a pose as the piano player.

    Could he possibly look more ridiculous?


  9. roket says:

    Also, since he doesn’t like it, he doesn’t have to pay for it. Still winning.


  10. Art says:

    Mel forgot the key to the ‘Trump look’ is cheap gold spray-paint. Don can’t get enough of the stuff because “everything looks classy in gold”.


  11. Bruce388 says:

    TomJChicago says dementia patients get very upset with changes in their environment.

    Here’s hoping for many more changes in trump’s environment.


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