The Stupid Coup

You might be interested to learn that our walking termite buffet VP Mike Pence declined to join Screwie Louie Gohmert’s doomed lawsuit [checks notes] that would require Pence to sue hisself.

“Lawyers representing Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) and Arizona’s 11 GOP electors disclosed in a court filing Tuesday that Vice President Pence rejected their request to join their attempt to subvert the results of the presidential election.

“Gohmert and the electors filed suit against Pence on Monday in an attempt to argue that the vice president has sole authority to determine which presidential electors Congress will count when it certifies the results of the election. The far-fetched suit essentially asks the court to grant Pence the authority on Jan. 6 to overrule the results in swing states such as Arizona and have Congress count only pro-Trumpelectors instead of the ones President-elect Joe Biden won.”

I bet Prznint Stupid and Screwie Louie are flabbergasted that Pence declined. I imagine LDN is looking to see if he can You’re Fired’ed Pence, who is maybe the only person in the Executive Branch LDN cannot fire, being elected and all that.

You just cannot make up merde like this.