Pop Quiz!

“Blow is just an expression,” Mel didn’t say.

Lord Damp Nut moans that Mel is not a cover girl, too, when the boys of Breitbart, (Sweet Jeebus!) complain that she’s not in their current spank bank:

For ⅓ of a 1/17 of a point towards your Winter Session term, tell us the name of the magazine she should be on. Special Editions are encouraged.

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24 Responses to Pop Quiz!

  1. Weird Dave says:

    National Lampoon…

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  2. Mary says:

    Whores and Garden

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  3. Martin Pollard says:

    Hustler. Though, I think even Larry Flynt has standards, low as they are.

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  4. Sir Nigel says:

    Cuntry Living

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  5. spotthedog says:

    Gold-Diggers Gazette
    Skanky Ho Digest

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  6. Steve-O says:

    MIWLFs with “New Kidneys”.

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  7. Dennis Cole says:

    She’s more the centerfold type, than a covergirl. But all the suggestions above are good.

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    • Ten Bears says:

      I dunno Dennis, I kinda’ look at like that Justin Timberlake/What’s Hername Superbowl incident a few years (decades?) ago: once you’ve seen one fifty year old boob you’ve pretty much seen them all.

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  8. R White says:

    Juggs Illustrated. Low class porn highlighting low class skanks. Besides, we the people do have a right to see those new “kidneys” since we the people paid for them. just saying…

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  9. Kiwiwriter says:

    Her memoirs: “I Was a Skank in the White House.”

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  10. You just know that ALL those Breitbart readers are thinking of the “Before” pictures when they think of the ‘Most Elegant First Lady In History Who Posed For Softcore Porn Shoots’

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  11. osirisopto says:

    Prenuptial Weekly

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  12. Ralph Wiggam says:

    National Geographic: Tracking Indigenous Wildlife, aurum fodiens in it’s native habitat.

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  13. purplehead says:

    Ranger Dick.

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  14. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Prevention Magazine. In the lead story- NDAs From the Inside Looking Out. Coincidentally Pence would find himself on the cover of Woodworking Magazine the same week.

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  15. MDavis says:

    You guys pick the mag, I found a short video to use.
    Mel at her finest:

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  16. buckobear says:

    Suggested caption: “Sure doesn’t taste like tomato juice.”

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  17. Buttermilk Sky says:

    Come on, people. The Frederick’s of Hollywood catalogue, surely.

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