“Blow is just an expression,” Mel didn’t say.
Lord Damp Nut moans that Mel is not a cover girl, too, when the boys of Breitbart, (Sweet Jeebus!) complain that she’s not in their current spank bank:
For ⅓ of a 1/17 of a point towards your Winter Session term, tell us the name of the magazine she should be on. Special Editions are encouraged.
National Lampoon…
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Whores and Garden
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Hustler. Though, I think even Larry Flynt has standards, low as they are.
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Cuntry Living
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Gold-Diggers Gazette
Skanky Ho Digest
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Skank Weekly
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MIWLFs with “New Kidneys”.
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She’s more the centerfold type, than a covergirl. But all the suggestions above are good.
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I dunno Dennis, I kinda’ look at like that Justin Timberlake/What’s Hername Superbowl incident a few years (decades?) ago: once you’ve seen one fifty year old boob you’ve pretty much seen them all.
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Juggs Illustrated. Low class porn highlighting low class skanks. Besides, we the people do have a right to see those new “kidneys” since we the people paid for them. just saying…
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Her memoirs: “I Was a Skank in the White House.”
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Fangoria
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You just know that ALL those Breitbart readers are thinking of the “Before” pictures when they think of the ‘Most Elegant First Lady In History Who Posed For Softcore Porn Shoots’
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Prenuptial Weekly
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National Geographic: Tracking Indigenous Wildlife, aurum fodiens in it’s native habitat.
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https://www.prisonlegalnews.org/subscribe/print/
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Ranger Dick.
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Prevention Magazine. In the lead story- NDAs From the Inside Looking Out. Coincidentally Pence would find himself on the cover of Woodworking Magazine the same week.
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You guys pick the mag, I found a short video to use.
Mel at her finest:
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That’s not right! Try again? Sure –
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Good cat
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Barely Legal
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Suggested caption: “Sure doesn’t taste like tomato juice.”
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Come on, people. The Frederick’s of Hollywood catalogue, surely.
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