Scissorhead Purplehead sends us this cheery yule log and it seems appropriate for this dumpster-fire* year.
MPS wishes you the best of times, Scissorheads. Please know that each of you is a special gift and you make the season bright here at ‘Grain’s Little Hut. You are the funniest, smartest and —hot damn!— best looking spitballers on the internets. And seriously, you are a lifeline for what remains of my sanity. I’m so grateful for each of you. Thanks!
And so we finally corrupted the Elf on the Shelf, so have yerselfs (is too a wird!) a merry little whatevs. We’ll see you after you’ve unwrapped your package, too. Also.
*Hat tip: Driftglass