The Betting Windows Are Open

Tiger Beat’s email thingie alerts us:

TRUMP’S WEDNESDAY — The president and first lady Melania Trump will leave the White House at 4 p.m. en route to West Palm Beach, Fla. They will arrive at Mar-a-Lago at 6:55 p.m.

Prznint Stupid’s former fixer Michael Cohen says that he doesn’t think Lord Damp Nut will return from Merde-a-Lardo before the inauguration. We know that Mel already tagged the stuff she wants to take to FL or Trump Tower Moscow, and I bet he has too (someone check the Resolution Desk).

Let’s put some Quatloos where our mouths are: I say Cohen is right. The only way Prznint Grifter returns is to pocket more loot.

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13 Responses to The Betting Windows Are Open

  1. spotthedog says:

    Hurriedly doing his last minute grift-wrapping.

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  2. julesmomcat says:

    Well, not returning from Merde-a-Lardo beats being hauled out of the WH in handcuffs, ankle bracelets, and chains by a cadre of military police. Which – admittedly – would be the best media story of all time.

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    • ming says:

      My fantasy is frog-marched to the curb and deposited without ceremony along with a box of crap from his desk drawer and then to be immediately served with subpoenas from SDNY… A guy has to have a dream.

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  3. MDavis says:

    Too bad that doesn’t mean he’ll shut up with all his re-heated conspiracy theories.

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  4. Ole Phat Stu says:

    Trump now wants an airport named after himself.
    Nothing against that,
    as long as it’s departures-only 😉

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  5. skinnydennis says:

    I’ve said it before. CHANGE THE LOCKS.

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  6. glitterbug says:

    I read somewhere (don’t remember) that he’s sending (selling?) invitations to the REAL Inauguration at Merde-a-go-go at noon 1/20/21. Will Ghouliani administer the oath?

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  7. We’re talking about a cornered shithouse rat here. My theory about DJT’s exit involves tasers and tranquilizing darts!

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  8. purplehead says:

    This is why we dream

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