High Hoes, Silver
They say that crafting a bill is a lot like making sausage. And in the case of the Trump-Virus relief bill, the sausage is made of horse meat:
It might surprise you to learn that horse racing is popular in Kentucky and Mitch McConnell isn’t, but there you have it. To get the bill across the finish line (see what I did there?), the Democrats had to offer something to amply be-chinned Mitch; 3-Martini lunch write-offs for former hospitality manager Lord Damp Nut, and Dawg only knows what else for every special interest bought-and-sold member of the Party of Sedition.
Just remember that: amply be-chinned Mitch likes horsies better than he likes you.
I’m sure that there will be more details about what the Republicans needed to
care about Wee the Peeple buy them off to come today.