Russian Tea, Door-2-Door Fragrance Salesmen, and Now…

Now It Can Be Told!


“A Russian agent sent to tail opposition leader Alexey Navalny has revealed how he was poisoned in August — with the lethal nerve agent Novichok planted in his underpants.”

They poisoned his panties. It’s like a Get Smart script that Mel Brooks and Buck Henry rejected.

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6 Responses to Russian Tea, Door-2-Door Fragrance Salesmen, and Now…

  1. sos says:

    No one suspects Victoria’s Secret! (“fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, almost fanatical devotion to the Putin, nice red poisoned panties “)

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  2. donnah says:

    The man’s nuts! Grab ’em!

    Liked by 3 people

  3. Buttermilk Sky says:

    In future, all Russian dissidents will go commando.

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  4. revzafod says:

    Lobster undies? Could be worse, I guess. Coulda been crabs.


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