Space Cadet Names Space Force Recruits ‘Guardians’

 

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30 Responses to Space Cadet Names Space Force Recruits ‘Guardians’

  1. Martin Pollard says:

    The fact that “Guardians” is the name of the theocracy’s military/police force in The Handmaid’s Tale is simply a remarkable coincidence, I’m sure.

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  2. Wesley Sandel says:

    Dick Dodgers in the 21st-and-a-half Century!

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  3. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Now they are required to recruit a racoon and a sentient tree.

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  4. Redhand says:

    “Guardians of the Galaxy?” And the effing badge looks like an automobile hood ornament.

    Please tell me this isn’t read. Also, if it is, one of Biden’s first take should be to abolish it. I don’t believe it was ever established by statute.

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  5. spotthedog says:

    Checking my calendar to make sure its not April 1. Oh good lord.

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  6. spotthedog says:

    Emergency Covid relief held up due to sudden awareness of “ballooning national debt”, and yet here’s this timely reminder of the needless bullshit expansion of DoD by the party of small government apparently progressing right along. And is there just a slight possibility the rest of the planet might have just a little something to say about our proposed militarization of space?

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  7. There can opnly be one response to this:

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  8. Bruce Strickland says:

    Man, I had my heart set on Space Troopers.

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  9. Ole Phat Stu says:

    Or, named after a UK newspaper, The Grauniad ?

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  10. julesmomcat says:

    “We are the most embarrassing country in the world” – As I’ve said before, my 45 AmRev Patriot ancestors are spinning in their graves.

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  11. buckobear says:

    Long before SNL got into the act, AF Missileers were referred to as “Coneheads.”

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  12. rickmiles66 says:

    Love the upside down Pontiac name emblem

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  13. roket says:

    Just exactly how do these ‘Guardians’ get to where they’re going? Shouldn’t they be called ‘Hitchhikers’ instead?

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  14. Stony Pillow says:

    Here’s a better one than the upside-down Pontiac logo:

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  15. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Zoomers was taken.

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  16. Ten Bears says:

    The good news is, the Ruskies have proven you don’t need the biggest, most expensive military in the world. Handful of hackers is all it takes. We could take all that money we’re spending on an obsolete and obsolescent military and spend it on the (((Space Force))), and maybe start looking for a new place to live, because we’ve only got about a hundred years to find one.

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  17. MinuteMan says:

    I think they’re missing a “d” off of “space”.

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