Prznint Stupid’s Greatest Achievement Realized: Toilets

And yet we still do not know why Lord Damp Nut needs to flush 15 time:

Trump administration finalizes rollback of showerhead standards

“The US Department of Energy on Tuesday finalized a pair of new rules rolling back water efficiency standards on showerheads and other consumer appliances, punctuating President Donald Trump’s long-documented water flow grievances in the final weeks of his administration.

“The new showerhead rule goes after the two-and-a-half-gallon-per-minute maximum flow rate set by Congress in the 1990s. Under current federal law, each showerhead in a fixture counts toward that limit collectively — but the Energy Department’s new rule means each showerhead individually can reach the limit set by Congress.”

Discuss amongst yerselfs in the comments.

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9 Responses to Prznint Stupid’s Greatest Achievement Realized: Toilets

  1. Honestly, I’m more than a little surprised they didn’t only roll back the standards, but ban the low-flow ones.

    Next up: Make America Wastefully Hot Again by banning LED and Fluorescent lightbulbs and going back to incandescents.

    Then, by god he’ll fix that hairspray problem!


  2. Sirius Lunacy says:

    You need a LOT of extra water pressure to wash away the taint of being a Republican.

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  3. donnah says:

    I can’t wait to flush the big orange turd, but I know it will take several attempts to send him down the drain. Get the bleach!

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Martin Pollard says:

    Crazy Emperor Covidgula is giving them exactly what they never asked for, and if he thinks they’re going to spend the time, effort, and money to retool their production facilities, he’s… well, exactly as stupid as we all know his is. I doubt they have any intention of losing money the way that LDN has a knack for doing in his own businesses.

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  5. R White says:

    From what I’ve read, rolling back the efficiency standards on both toilets & showers benefits no one but fat Nixon’s personal handlers & is only symbolic like that of st. raygun taking down the solar panels carter had installed.

    Since the results of the election, it has been documented that fat Nixon throws multiple tantrums daily which leads to his incontinence as a result of his decades abuse of drugs like cocaine & adderall as well as his continued garbage daily diet of fast food & meatloaf. Cleaning him up & making him presentable to both the public and the worthless beltway media has to consume outsized portions of water that the current WH isn’t equipped to handle.

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  6. roket says:

    Winning? meh


  7. Ten Bears says:

    Doesn’t matter how many shower heads you put on the end of it, you can only push so much water through a half-inch pipe. Forgive me for reading this with degrees in math and engineering,and having built more than a few houses but here’s what this does: it adds more shower heads to the end of the half-inch pipe, the expectation that that will somehow get more water to come out of the half-inch pipe. The only way more water will come out of multiple showerheads is to plumb each one to the source, so for example three showerheads would require three half-inch pipes from the water heater, five showerheads five pipes, nine/nine. And that’s not right either: nine showerheads would require nine water heaters each individually tapped into the water-main (nine taps).

    Reminds me of an old story the old timers used to tell about a certain group of people who seemed to think cutting a foot off the bottom of the blanket and sewing it to the top is … more.

    Specifically it’s pretty fokin’ funny.

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  8. spotthedog says:

    I’m sure this means all the tRump properties will be retrofitted with high flow toilets and showers.


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