One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Sure they do, buddy.

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie) wants us to know that…

Congress to receive first batch of Covid-19 vaccines, but uncertainty lingers

…and you’ll never guess why! (Emphasis mine)

Top congressional leaders will receive the coronavirus vaccine in the coming days with dozens of lawmakers planning to quickly follow suit — an effort designed to maintain a continuity of government while also instilling public confidence in the shot.

That’s kinda breath-taking, innit? The Republicans like amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell —who have fought red of tooth and claw against helping us— are taking cuts in line, you know, ahead of us to maintain a continuity of government while also instilling public confidence in the shot.

Republicans want to ensure continuity to do what? /crickets

But wait! There’s more stupid!

The 4th Reich is either bungling or sabotaging the distribution process, and lying about it!

Multiple states were notified that their second shipments of the Pfizer vaccine had been substantially reduced. HHS Secretary Alex Azar told reporters that Pfizer was facing manufacturing challenges.

Yesterday, Pfizer Pfizer said:

State officials are now revising their distribution plans, and I suspect Lord Damp Nut’s Fratsputin Jar-Jar is somehow making a killing hijacking and selling doses on the international market.

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8 Responses to One Lump of Stupid or Two?

  1. spotthedog says:

    The tRump crime gang has distribution control of the highest demand commodity ever, predicting their behavior has become so easy.

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    • Aaaand THIS is the crime he’s gonna pardon the family for. That $400 million in looming payments is gonna magically disappear in the spring appear in his (Putin’s) bank account.

      FUBAR-ing the pandemic response would really goose the demand for the vaccine, wouldn’t it…(also this is literally the evil mastermind’s plot in one of the Mission Impossible movies…)

      I’ll put 1000 quatloos on this.

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  2. sos says:

    Aye, deplorable lives matter, but they don’t matter much.

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  3. w3ski4me says:

    Not too unlike when the “Kushner Government” hijacked shipments of PPE that States had purchased already. Only to be resold at a profit to him.
    We can all expect Donny and his merry gang to be raking in money hand over fist with the vaccine rollout.
    It’s never the people, it’s always the money that matters with them.
    Can’t wait till these traitorous bastards are gone.
    w3ski

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  4. roket says:

    Operation Warp Speed is certainly showing signs of the Trump touch.

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  5. spotthedog says:

    Noticing Mr. Deplorable in the picture makes me think – is putting on a mask any more of an inconvenience than putting on sunglasses? Mine is not. And if I accidentally sit on my mask it doesn’t break.

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