News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News

Rainbow Chips? Naw, Starnes is crackers

Well, smarmy Uncle Crackers Todd Starnes speaks fluent bigot:

Notice how he begins with the motivational highlight.

This entry was posted in Uncle Crackers Todd Starnes. Bookmark the permalink.

8 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. roket says:

    I smell the faint hint of a schism. To vote or not to vote, that appears to be the question. And he didn’t even bring up guns for Christ’s sake.

    Liked by 2 people

  2. MDavis says:

    He’s not completely wrong with that stopping radicals from packing the court. A bit late, but…
    Oh, he means you have to vote for Repubs? He’s crackers.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Sirius Lunacy says:

    I definitely want to stop the radicals from packing our courts like they’ve been doing for the last four years. So if I lived in Georgia I would be sure to go vote.

    Liked by 2 people

  4. Dennis Cole says:

    Protect our fine Xtian universities? From what? The religious persecution that’s so prevalent we’re in danger of becoming a godless, no-religion-acknowledged kind of country?

    SIGN ME UP, I’ll fight!

    Oh, wait; [re-reading the Constitution] We already have that.

    Maybe it’s to save then from having to participate in purchasing health insurance from companies that are FORCED into paying for heathen’s abortions.

    Liked by 2 people

  5. Oneofthebobs says:

    My grandparents are long dead, and I hate Chick-fil-A. So what’s the downside, again?

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Todd Starnes face should be posted on light posts across the nation as a likely sex criminal.


Comments are closed.