Afternoon Stupid Break

Little Marco

Likely 2024 Goat Rodeo contestant Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 75 and under the age of death, is very upset that someone called Republicans “fuckers”:

Then stop being one, you stupid eff’er.

Problem solved.

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22 Responses to Afternoon Stupid Break

  1. I’m honestly surprised that there wasn’t measurable seismic activity from all the republicans flinging themselves on their fainting couches over this…

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  2. MDavis says:

    I found it reassuring that the incoming admin recognizes who they are dealing with.

    Liked by 2 people

  3. Wesley Sandel says:

    Until the Democrats start using the same tactics that the right-wing uses, including identifying the Republicans as anti-American, fascists and criminals nothing is going to change.

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  4. ming says:

    Fuckers and hypocrites every one of em. I don’t care how loud they squeal about it..

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  5. Oneofthebobs says:

    When Republicans use the same vocabulary, it’s “straight talk”, or maybe “locker room talk”. Funny, that.

    Liked by 3 people

  6. glitterbug says:

    He was wrong.

    They’re RAT Fu**ers

    Liked by 1 person

  7. DoremusJessup says:

    Despite their feignedrighteous indignation, I have to agree with Li’l Marco. They’re … all diciples of Onan.


  8. spotthedog says:

    Marco, fuck your feelings.

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  9. Osirisopto says:

    Some people just don’t know how to take a compliment

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  10. angryspittle says:

    The GOP are nothing but treasonous motherfuckers all. Every Gawddamned one of them.


  11. roket says:

    Does Lil’ Marco ever interact with his own constituents? Or is he one of those hear no evil monkeys?


  12. MDavis says:

    First step when you develop cancer is to get rid of as much cancerous material as you can.
    Marco, here, is trying to protect it.


  13. lofgren says:

    Apparently she is not famous enough to let her grab them by the fuckers.


  14. TheOtherHank says:

    To paraphrase a Republican statesman, Marco can go fuck himself


  15. Bruce388 says:

    Who knew Markie was such a delicate flower?


    • tengrain says:

      I’m old enough to remember Marco telling a dick joke about Prznint Hung-Like-A-Bee during the campaign.




  16. they are really jumping the gun on the high dudgeon, aren’t they? Maybe they can help shove the fat cheeto out the door first.


  17. Ten Bears says:

    Casro is dead, maybe we should send all those boat people back to Cuba.


  18. MJG says:

    A female used an explicative?? My Snowflake has melted! I must repair to my chambers and fall on my couch!


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