Well-known epidemiologist, our First Shady Vanky has sumpin’ to say about, um, social distancing and prevention of getting the Trump-Virus and whatnot:
We’re 300,000+ Americans dead from the disease, and Nick-the-Greek would not be shut down if Daddy Dumbest has taken the pandemic seriously when he first learned of it, oh, NEARLY A YEAR AGO. Vanky is blaming public health inspectors for doing their jobs when the 4th Reich did not do theirs, and she fails to mention that Daddy’s administration chose not to extend emergency lending programs that would benefit people like, oh, Nick-the-Greek.
But it is all in character for Vanky as she broke federal guidelines dictating that unless you perform an essential job, you should be staying in your home to take a vacay from her stressful job of Instagramming herself in serene white spaces, holding a sheaf of blank paper, starring
vacantly thoughtfully out of windows while white mugs of steaming, uh, water, cool down nearby.