Vanky Is Small Bidness’ BFF

Dr. Shady is working on a cure, what have you got to lose?

Well-known epidemiologist, our First Shady Vanky has sumpin’ to say about, um, social distancing and prevention of getting the Trump-Virus and whatnot:

We’re 300,000+ Americans dead from the disease, and Nick-the-Greek would not be shut down if Daddy Dumbest has taken the pandemic seriously when he first learned of it, oh, NEARLY A YEAR AGO. Vanky is blaming public health inspectors for doing their jobs when the 4th Reich did not do theirs, and she fails to mention that Daddy’s administration chose not to extend emergency lending programs that would benefit people like, oh, Nick-the-Greek.

But it is all in character for Vanky as she broke federal guidelines dictating that unless you perform an essential job, you should be staying in your home to take a vacay from her stressful job of Instagramming herself in serene white spaces, holding a sheaf of blank paper, starring vacantly thoughtfully out of windows while white mugs of steaming, uh, water, cool down nearby.

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13 Responses to Vanky Is Small Bidness’ BFF

  1. Martin Pollard says:

    And just how did the First Shady get her medical degree, anyway? Trump University, maybe, with her undergraduate work at the University of Facebook and Twitter College?

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  2. ‘Vanky’s gunning for Li’l Marco’s seat.

    She’s gotta keep the twatter chummed so the MAGAt’s don’t forget her, so expect to see a steady stream of high-level policy announcements like this.

    Sorry Junior, but she always did have an appeal for Daddy you didn’t have…

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  3. I want find some videos of nurses and doctors yelling at Vanky and Nike the Greek for getting people infected and dying.

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  4. Ten Bears says:

    Do bottle-blondes ever dye their roots? Or is the skunk-stripe stylish?

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  5. sos says:

    I wonder if plastic princess and dotard dad have ever heard the old adage about “ripping the bandage off”. It’s all about getting the hurt over quickly so you can, you know, get back at it. Perhaps a little of this lip service to proper precautions 8 months ago would have mitigated the long drawn out “destruction of lives” that has Manky Vanky so agitated.

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  6. osirisopto says:

    “These blanket lockdowns are not grounded in science.”

    You keep using that word.

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  7. roket says:

    How does selling 4 gyros a day pay for the rent?

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  8. w3ski4me says:

    The entire family has a terrible case of Foot in Mouth Disease. I suppose from all the inbreeding. Not one of them knows when to keep their mouths shut. How pathetic, especially for someone that loves being in the public eye.
    w3ski

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  9. Bruce388 says:

    I for one am relieved that Joel Osteen got some of that sweet gummint cash. Too bad about Nick the Greek. He needs to get better at praying….

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  10. revzafod says:

    “…owner Anton Van Happen of ‘Nick The Greek'”
    Is he related to the Thessaloniki Van Happens?

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  11. Jado says:

    I would DEFINITELY take her advice. After all, she was always the voice of reason and restraint for the entire mis-administration, and she was responsible for all their kind and empathetic policies SNRK

    OK, I tried to make it thru without losing it, but I can’t – she’s as awful as all of them

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