Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Schrödinger’s Senator gives America the bird.

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can happen at the same time or never is all about the sedition:

“The fraud happened. The election in many ways was stolen and the only way it will be fixed is by in the future reinforcing the laws.”

He’s gonna be the Senator to trigger the debate over the Electoral Votes, if he gets there before Ayatollah Ted.

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18 Responses to Some Fries With Your Stupid?

  1. “The fraud happened! They let those Democrats vote!”

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    • Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

      The really crazy thing is that the Republicans did everything they could to steal this election, and they still lost because so many people came out to vote against Assmouth.

      I think this is why Trump is so livid- the election was rigged, with moved ballot boxes and long lines at majority-Dem polling places, and he still lost.

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      • They did manage to steal a lot of down ballot elections.

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      • Dennis Cole says:

        And how the hell did Moscow Mitch win reelection, going into it with an approval rating of only 18%! Tell me, were the polls that skewed? Or screwed? A forensic exam of the voting machines would have been invaluable, back before it was too late, since those machines have likely had their memories “wiped,” and were put back into storage, for the next time they’re needed.
        And quite the same happened in SC, where Miz Lindsey was in a pure panic, if you recall, begging and pleading for moar maoney, moar money, since he was almost convinced he was going down to an ignominious defeat.

        As far as I’m concerned, this election was rigged – in their favor. Remember during his debate with Amy, when MM kept chortling, like, “I know something you don’t know, and I’m never-ever telling, nyah, nyah.”

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  2. Martin Pollard says:

    The Republicans are no longer the Grand Old Party. They are the POS, the Party Of Sedition, and must be treated as such. (They’re also Pieces Of Sh… well, you know.)

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    • It’s the natural outcome of the Jim Crow Southern Dixiecrat takeover of the GOP since the 50’s. They’re now the NeoConfederate party, with the old line New-Deal hating party plutocrats standing in for the Plantation owners.

      I’ve seen people explicitly describe the mythos building around the “Great Vote Steal” perpetrated by the Dems as the new “Lost Cause” rallying point.

      Which means [gag] at some time i the future we’re gonna have staues up honoring the losing Generals of the Great Steal: Drippin’ Rudy, Sidney ‘The Kraken’ Powell, Jenna “He dealt it!’ Ellis and we’re gonna have state highways named after Trump all over the place, aren’t we?

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  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    The election in many ways was stolen

    That ‘many ways’ is doing a lot of heavy lifting.

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  4. Dennis Cole says:

    Senator Mo Brookkks (R) Alabama has the petition all ready to go, all he needs is a co-signer. But Moscow Mitch has been “pleading” with his colleagues to not re-enter the fray, come Jan 6.

    Oh, and he recently agreed that Neil Armstrong DID walk on the moon; he was waiting for all the facts to come forth before committing himself.

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    • R White says:

      If Pelosi were a politician to be admired for actual leadership instead of the kabuki theatre actor she and the other septuagenerian dim leaders engage in while giving a wink and a nod to their wall st. masters, she wouldn’t seat Mo or any of the other redneck a**hole republicans who signed the TX lawsuit.

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      • Bruce388 says:

        None of those Gooper bastids should be seated. It’s the law. If you don’t punish bad behavior you’ll just get more of it. Look at the president-eject for an example.

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    • Karla says:

      Brookkks is a Rep, not a senator. He needs a senator to sign on.

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  5. Buttermilk Sky says:

    Hey, Curly, we are “reinforcing the laws,” like the Fifteenth Amendment and the (sadly truncated) Voting Rights Act of 1965. We even complied with draconian requirements about photo IDs and obtaining a birth certificate and taking time off from work and standing in line for hours. That’s how we beat your ass and we’ll do it again and again, so shut up and go block some bill to help the soon-to-be-evicted. It’s what you do.

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  6. Paul has also been helping Hannity lie about Eric Swalwell. Hannity is trying to gin up a scandal about Swalwell and a supposed connection to a suspected Chinese spy, Christine Fang. Fang volunteered to help Swalwell raise campaign funds several years ago. The FBI conducted a “defensive interview” in which they alerted Swalwell to Fang’s activities. Swalwell cut ties with her and gave all the information he had about her to the FBI. She fled the country.

    Paul baldly lied in a video clip Hannity has been circulating, claiming that Swalwell was “sleeping with” Fang. It’s a completely unsupported claim. Fang is alleged to have had sexual relationships with “two mid-western mayors.” Swalwell is neither midwestern nor was he a mayor. It’s a flat-out lie to claim he slept with Fang.

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