The Butthurt Report

H/T Scissorhead Dennis Cole

 

Expect Tears:

Russian President Vladimir Putin on Tuesday congratulated Joe Biden on winning the U.S. presidential election after weeks of holding out.

And this one will leave a stinging welt:

“Our system of government has processes to determine who will be sworn in on Jan. 20. The Electoral College has spoken.

“So today I want to congratulate President-Elect Joe Biden. The president-elect is no stranger to the Senate. He’s devoted himself to public service for many years.

“I also want to congratulate the vice president-elect, our colleague from California — Sen. Harris. Beyond our differences, all Americans can take pride that our nation has a female vice president-elect for the very first time.”

—amply be-chinned #MoscowMitch

And his new besties have abandoned him like a common Fox:

Newsmax says it will refer to Biden as president-elect

A scream from the Whitey House can was heard around the world:

Twitter confirms Trump can be banned from inauguration day onwards

The quote of the day (yesterday) from an elected politician so stupid my brain hurts:

“How is this America? Democrat electors are allowed in to vote but Republicans are not allowed? We are seeing totalitarianism take shape in front of our eyes.” — Rep.-elect Lauren Boebert (R-CO)

The NYTimes serves us some delicious MAGA tears:

“President Trump’s media criticism is usually binary — there are ‘good stories,’ favorable to him, and then the other category.

“Most news coverage on Monday fell into that other category. One by one, presidential electors in all 50 states and the District of Columbia formally recognized Joseph R. Biden Jr. as the president-elect, the latest and most significant rejection so far of Mr. Trump’s desperate attempts to undo the will of the voters.”

“But inside the sprawling and self-reinforcing network of websites, podcasts and video news that has fed some of the most reckless and unrealistic claims about the election, the myth of Mr. Trump’s political survival endures.

 

 

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19 Responses to The Butthurt Report

  1. “How is this America? Democrat electors are allowed in to vote but Republicans are not allowed? We are seeing totalitarianism take shape in front of our eyes.” — Rep.-elect Lauren Boebert (R-CO)

    There should at least be a demonstration of a basic understanding of how the US system of government works before one is allowed to be a concresscritter.

    But sadly no, and her we have proof positive. Wondering how long before she feels compelled to wave her favorite little Glock fakepenis around on the floor of the House.

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  2. sos says:

    I can’t believe it. They are trying to hide in the herd. They DO understand herd immunity after all! Let’s see if donny dotard can pick off a few of the slower stragglers. (Or all, all of them would be amusing too).

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  3. Dennis Cole says:

    So, the CEO of the tweeting-place says that “private citizen, no-longer-preznit tRump” can be banned from that platform. BUT! (and this is a but as big as Hair Füror’s,) Dumpf uck will announce that he will run for preznit again, in 2024, right in the middle of Biden’s inauguration, so what’s his policy gonna be for newly announced candidate tRump?

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  4. osirisopto says:

    “Russian President Vladimir Putin on Tuesday congratulated Joe Biden on winning the U.S. presidential election after weeks of holding out.”

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  5. donnah says:

    Take a Dump on Trump! my new slogan.

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  6. Redhand says:

    She looks like a body double of Sarah Palin!

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  7. Infidel753 says:

    —amply be-chinned #MoscowMitch

    The fat turtle has sung. This is as over as over gets. And right now Trump’s butt must be as hurt as the ass of an effed rat in Georgia.

    I’m amazed he isn’t blasting out with tweets denouncing everyone for betraying him. Maybe even he knows the jig is up now?

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  8. roket says:

    Now is the time for all good men to sling their shit back at them.

    [T]he whole world will soon see as we begin to take further actions, that the powers of the president to protect our country are very substantial and will not be questioned.”

    Stephen Miller – (R) Nazi

    This will be my new hobby.

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    • Dennis Cole says:

      roket – I watched that interview, and heard him say that with such vehemence that he firmly believes it, which is what makes it so chilling. Maybe dumpf uck does plan on using the “nuclear option” against certain American cities.
      After all, Cohen warned us that when he feels slighted, he hits back 10 times harder.

      Or even just “ordering” his brownshirt brigade, his Proud Boys, and his Bikers for tRump and such, that “now is the Time, this is OUR moment, to take back our country. Get out there and kill as many radical leftists as you can find; the agitators, the antifas, the BLM folks…GO GET ‘EM!!! LIBERATE AMERIKA!!!”

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