News That Will Drive You To Drink

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The terrible sand people of the terrible sand kingdom of Arizonastan.

The Terrible  SandPeople of the Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan have outdone themselves once again:

Fake electors try to deliver Arizona’s 11 votes for Trump

[Cut to scene inside a barn made of sand, a Jawa speaks to another Jawa.]

Jawa: It’s just so crazy it might work!

[End Scene]

“In another sign of the lingering unrest over President Trump’s election loss, an Arizona group sent the National Archives in Washington, D.C., notarized documents last week intended to deliver, wrongly, the state’s 11 electoral votes for him.

“Copies of the documents obtained by The Arizona Republic show a group that claimed to represent the “sovereign citizens of the Great State of Arizona” submitted signed papers casting votes for what they want: a second term for Trump and Vice President Mike Pence.”



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23 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. spotthedog says:

    I believe they prefer to be called “Alternative” Electors, thank you.

    Liked by 4 people

  2. Astamari says:

    Apropos of nothing in particular but the Javanese people call the island they live on Jawa.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. julesmomcat says:

    Rethug thinking: Lie, cheat, steal – whatever might obtain the results they want.

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  4. roket says:

    Thought Experiment: Imagine, if you will, a state’s democrats trying to pull this same stunt back in 2016.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Perturbation says:

    If voter fraud is a felony in most states, including Arizona, what is this?

    Liked by 2 people

    • MDavis says:

      I think it is election fraud.

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      • Perturbation says:

        I was thinking 10,548 counts of felony voter fraud. Or to keep things simple, treason.

        (I know Trump has cheapened “treason” by accusing anyone of it for things as petty as not cheering for him at his rallies, but treason.)

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    • It’s unclear; technically what they did was just stupid; the dumbass who notarized the thing could lose her rights as a notary…because she notarized her husbands signature, which is a no-no.

      I’m not sure but it might be that knowingly notarizing a forged document might get her in some lukewarm, if not hot water.

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      • MDavis says:

        The potential charges might depend on whether she was in on the scheme of stealing those votes or “just” notarizing a forged document (and violating an notary ethics rule, I guess).


  6. Mary Ellen Sandahl says:

    What I don’t get – well, one of the many things about this rolling stormfront of human folly I don’t get – is why did they send their stuff to the National Archives?? What were the Archives supposed to do with them?

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  7. sos says:

    Legally, the alternate electors must challenge the state’s electors to a game of Musical Chairs to see who is seated.


  8. Bruce388 says:

    Notarized documents, eh? They could be a basis for prosecution. Fingers crossed.


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