
Republicans get to work!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Adults and Adulterers, I present the Attorney General (singular) from the states (plural) of New California and New Nevada presenting a friend of the court brief for the Texas suit to overthrow the election.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead – and others)
From the most suitably clown-car-named town in America, Pahrump, NV.
I wonder when the representatives of Emperor Norton will weigh in?
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Pahrump sounds like an exclamation from Major Hoople, to me.
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Do you suppose there’s a Rimshot, California? Oh, please.
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Parahump,NV is where Ignatius piazza has front sight gun training and has /is setting up a TRUMP ARMY.
IGGY’s a friend of Trump.
Yeah,punctuation sucks. Fat fingers and cellphone.
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Hey, Obama, how’s that abrupt dropping of the federal suit against the Bundy’s egregious flouting of federal grazing-rights rules working out for us?
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Well, that’s a new one for me, at least. And I demand there be miscegenation; I want NO mingling between the New and the unadulterated Originals.
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He has it in for Gov. Gavin [checks notes] NewsomE.
My brain hurts.
Rgds,
TG
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Totally off subject here, but I’m SO delighted by the results that I just hafta share with my fellow Scissorheads. After exhaustive minutes of ancestral research, I have been able to determine Santa Claus’s nationality. It should have been obvious, even before I started, but he is absolutely, without a doubt, North Polish.
That is all. Carry on.
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DC – GROANNN…
TG
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That’s so awful it took me a good 3 seconds to get it.
I was thinking, yeah, Claus sounds kinda Polish, but North?…
So, bravo, I guess!
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Only -ish? I was certain… oh, well. He’s still Santa!
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ali – if he was not from the far north, then he would still be Polish. Like Swedish, but unlike Frenchish.
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🤣🎅🤣✨
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Where are they getting all that spaghetti?
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I entered the address, dunno if he works in the UPS store, the HAppy Place Tanning and Nails or just cadges the free wifi at the China -a – GoGo
https://www.google.com/maps/place/150+NV-160+%23310,+Pahrump,+NV+89048/@36.217696,-115.9973544,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x80c6379fc9247d6f:0xb060d1fe0a098d72!8m2!3d36.2176917!4d-115.9951604
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Nah, take off the box number, plug in” South Highway” instead of “NV-” and you get the UPS store. It will even give you time it will open and a phone number.
The UPS store address includes Ste. B
He rents a PO box.
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