Transition News

Can this Marriage Be Saved. Hahaha. No.

Mel just wants to go home, where’er that is:

“In mid-November, as President Donald Trump railed against the election results, his wife, first lady Melania Trump publicly agreed with his sentiments. But privately, a handful of days after the final state tally, the first lady tasked an emissary with discreetly finding out what was available to her in terms of budget and staff allocation for post-White House life.

She is a Trump, grifting until the bitter end. Also: the answer is not much. Mel only gets a piddly $20K Ameros/yr and she only gets it if Lord Damp Nut dies. Win-Win!

“While the President is busy figuring out a way to stay in the White House, the first lady is determining what to put in storage, what goes to Trump’s New York City digs, and what should be tagged for shipment to Mar-a-Lago in Palm Beach, Florida.

Seriously, count the silver Whitey House staff.

“She just wants to go home,” said another source familiar with Melania Trump’s state of mind. Asked how the first lady feels about rumors her husband might announce a 2024 bid, the source added: “That might not go over well.”

As you may recall, Mel stayed in NYC well after Lord Damp Nut moved to DC, and allegedly worked out a bribe via some sort of pre-nup rejiggling (see what I did there), and doesn’t particularly like the job of being First Lady, what with not caring about eff’ing Christmas, kids in cages, etc., so this totally scans.

I’m just amazed she isn’t seen sprinting across the lawn into the arms of her Secret Service detail and hopping in a stretch limo with a hot tub and the sound of champagne corks popping.

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13 Responses to Transition News

  1. sos says:

    Just apply common logic and you’ll see that I am correct.
    Einstein Visa -> Switzerland or perhaps Austria !

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  2. But privately, a handful of days after the final state tally, the first lady tasked an emissary with discreetly finding out what was available to her in terms of budget and staff allocation for post-White House life.

    Something, something, haggling over the price.

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  3. Dennis Cole says:

    “Vot you mean, I am haffing to do own laundry?!?!?!” “@&*$^&!!!!”

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  4. Kiwiwriter says:

    She never wanted to be First Lady. She opposed #BunkerBoy’s 2016 campaign.

    She wanted to stick to her life of shopping, lunches with her society pals, and plastic surgery. She lost all three, and will only get back the plastic surgery.

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  5. donnah says:

    She should spend some time near the Mexican border in a facility where she can sleep in a cage with an aluminum blanket for a few months. I don’t care, do U?

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  6. Diane says:

    I guess she’ll have to go back to “work.”

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    • Kiwiwriter says:

      “Hey, Joe, what you doing so far from home? You miss girlfriend? Me in love with you, Me love you, long time, short time…me very clean, school teacher…”

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