Biden To Disinfect White House After Prznint Stupid Goes Into Exile or Whatevs

Tiger Beat on the Potomac:

“…Because the coronavirus can linger on surfaces for multiple days, a team deployed by the General Services Administration will go over every part of the White House’s East and West Wings touched by human hands in the hours after Trump departs and Biden moves in, a spokesperson from the agency confirmed to POLITICO. That includes plans to “thoroughly clean and disinfect” all furniture, doorknobs, handrails and light switches, before Biden and his team move in. Additionally, a private contractor will provide “disinfectant misting services” to clear the air of lingering droplets.”

“And we need to get rid of the diaper pail smell,” officials did not add. “I mean, gross. You know?,” officials did not conclude.

 

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12 Responses to Biden To Disinfect White House After Prznint Stupid Goes Into Exile or Whatevs

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    How long do Rudy’s rude emanations linger? Any plans in the werkz to counteract them?
    (Asking for a friend.)

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  2. skinnydennis says:

    Going to take a lot longer to disinfect the country.

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  3. roket says:

    It’s tainted. Burn it down and build a new one. I’m cereal.

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    • Perturbation says:

      I’ve been thinking for some time they’re going to have to burn it down to get the Trump Stench out. But the brick/stone shell is historic; everything else dates only to 1951.

      Tear it all out like Truman did and rebuild. (Definitely burn down Melania’s hideous new Rose Garden though.)

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  4. donnah says:

    A “misting” ain’t gonna do it. They need hazmat suits, firehoses, shovels and squeegees. None of our valuable Dems should be allowed into the White House until the shit is gone. And all of his detritus as well.

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  5. w3ski4me says:

    I’m with Rocket. They can never fully disinfect the ceilings and all of it. Besides, the odors of all his greasy fast food will linger for years. Not counting his diaper smells and smears.
    Burn it down and build a new one.
    Bill Donny for it.
    w3ski

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  6. Seems like a great time to abandon DC as the capital and start a new one in Lebanon, Kansas.

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  7. Buttermilk Sky says:

    “Hours after the Trumps departed, a ghost-like blond boy was discovered in one of the bedrooms, playing Minecraft and watching a rerun of ‘Happy Days.'”

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  8. Bruce388 says:

    What are the chances Biden gets to move in before his term is complete?

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