Some Afternoon Stupid for the Commute?

Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear Cindy Jacobs, self-proclaimed prophet, is gonna be marching around the Whitey House this weekend… se7en times, she’ll rear up on her trotters and give a mighty blow:

A Jericho March for Election Integrity, Transparency, and Reform.

“Jericho March™ calls all patriots and people of faith to go every day at noon local time to their Capitol buildings and pray, fast, and march around them seven times until the walls of voter fraud and corruption fall down and the American people are allowed to see the truth about this election.”

I like how they trademarked that. Always be closing, Cin. Maybe if we’re lucky Ol’ Cindy will get all worked up and in a lather and bray in tongues.

Anyway, you can read the press release here if you are so inclined.

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10 Responses to Some Afternoon Stupid for the Commute?

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    Pray fast, and march slowly.

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  2. Sirius Lunacy says:

    If I thought for a moment that there was any merit in this I would ask Cindy to go around another seven times so that the American people could see the truth about the last election as well.

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    • MDavis says:

      “… until the walls of voter fraud and corruption fall down and the American people are allowed to see the truth about this election.”
      They are not very careful about what they pray for. It’s almost as though they don’t believe it will bring divine results.

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  3. roket says:

    This is important. Are they marching clockwise or counterclockwise?

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  4. spotthedog says:

    She could do 7 laps around the Whitey House a lot faster in a bigass pickup truck, like a real ‘Murican would do.

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  5. Dennis Cole says:

    And if gawd is all-perfect, and has the perfect plan for you, aren’t you interfering in his plans by praying?

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