New York Attorney General Letitia James:
“The vast majority of legal scholars have indicated that [Prznint Stupid] cannot pardon himself. What he could do is step down and allow Vice President Pence, to pardon him. I suspect that he will pardon his family members, his children, his son-in-law, and individuals in his administration as well as some of his close associates. And then I suspect, at some point in time, he will step down and allow the vice president to pardon him.”
Lord Damp Nut likes to break stuff and wreck things, I think he will try to pardon himself first and see if it works, and if it doesn’t, then Pence will play the role of hapless Gerald Ford.