Pompeo’s 2024 Goat Rodeo Starting


Our End-Times Secretary of State Mike Pompeo is thinking about returning to the Great Stet of Kansas, but he’s really thinking about 2024:

 Pompeo to Head Home to Kansas With Plenty of Alternatives

“In an interview at his State Department office, Mr. Pompeo said he and his wife, Susan, aim to return at some point to Kansas to be with friends, family and their church community. As a congressman, he represented the state’s Fourth District for six years. … [L]ongtime supporters see Mr. Pompeo leveraging his national and international stature for a future run for governor, U.S. senator or, one day, president or vice president…

“Mr. Pompeo dismisses all the talk of the political future. ‘I haven’t even given what happens on January 21 enough thought to comment,’ Mr. Pompeo said, referring to the day after the inauguration. ‘I haven’t given half a second’s thought to the political races in the state of Kansas.’ …

That’s a lie as big as the great outdoors. Pompeo is as ambitious as The Puget Sound Debs in An Officer and a Gentleman. Do continue, this next part is eye-opening:

“Former House Speaker Paul Ryan (R., Wis.) praised Mr. Pompeo in an interview for ‘cutting against the grain’ at the State Department. Another former Republican House speaker, John Boehner of Ohio, who tapped Mr. Pompeo to serve on the House Intelligence Committee when he was a congressman, said: ‘Whatever he’d do, I’d be supportive.’”

Former Speakers do not casually endorse anyone, even embarrassing failures ones like Zombie-eyed Granny-Starver Paul Ryan and Weepy Merlot Boehner. This is a high-priced tell.

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10 Responses to Pompeo’s 2024 Goat Rodeo Starting

  1. “Cutting against the grain”

    Funny way of saying “burning down the house”.

    I still have 500 quatloos on Pompeo goading Idiot Amin into starting a fucking war before January 20th.

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    • Pompeo would probably view getting us into something with Iran as a very good item on his resume for his particular brand of conservatism, and it would give him something to rub in Tom Cotton’s face (because if we are going to imagine horrible 2024 Goat Rodeo candidates, there you go).

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      • tengrain says:

        Cotton vs. Pompeo is a best of the worst competition, mosdef.

        Spine shuddering,

        TG

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      • Plus, if he does it right, all that immanentizing the eschaton crap the ‘gather all the joos to israel so they can die in armageddon’ types like him want. Or say they want…I have the funniest feeling that actually faced with the prospect of meeting up with his ‘Savior’ he might be just a wee bit wanting in some of those nitpicky particulars of how is “Savior’ told him he should act….

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      • osirisopto says:

        You think that’s bad, what if they’re on the same ticket?

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  2. Dennis Cole says:

    And Iran just gave them the perfect excuse for some bomb-dropping or missile-lobbing by sending ten oil tankers to Venezuela, in clear defiance of the US sanctions on both countries. Iran also announced that at least half of those tankers, once emptied of their oil, would fill up with Venezuelan crude bound for China.

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    • Is this some sort of crude oil chain letter or what?

      “Make.MoneyOil.Fast!” (for you grognards of the intertubes what remember the days before the dubdubdub when “September on the Internet” was a thing….)

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  3. roket says:

    I’m hoping he’s buried under the ashes of his exploding volcano of a party.

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  4. Lsamsa says:

    That man has perfected arrogance and condescension to an art form, especially towards women.
    I hope he runs for whatever and gets decimated by a woman opponent.

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