The First Shady Is Hard At Work…

Blow is an expression Ivanka.

…instagramming herself in serene white spaces, staring thoughtfully out of a window, white mug nearby with white steam artfully arising, a sheaf of empty white paper in her meticulously manicured white hands.

The First Shady is trying to rehab her image, you know, so she will be invited back into polite society instead of being shunned for being complicit in her father’s horror show:


What Vanky forgets to mention is that the 4th Reich tried unsuccessfully to strip 700,000 people of their SNAP benefits in the midst of a global pandemic. So I guess she’s incredibly proud of the 4th Reich losing a court case?

No Met Gala for you, Vanky. Maybe you can, you know, try something new.

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7 Responses to The First Shady Is Hard At Work…

  1. roket says:

    One good deed does not cancel out thousands of bad deeds, dear. Try again.

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  2. sos says:

    She could try her hand at breaking rocks at Sing Sing

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  3. donnah says:

    I hope those receiving fresh produce will save some rotten tomatoes for later. They have needed help and been ignored, so ivanka can stop trying to resurrect her image. If she ever had one.

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  4. laura says:

    Image is all there is. No substance, morals, decency, empathy, humanity. Nothing but an empty husk- solely intent upon self enrichment and social mobility. Can’t legally run a charity. Just a bag of shite cut from the same cloth as her lustful pappy.

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    • tengrain says:

      I had a professor who said that having a Rolls Royce is different than having a picture of yourself with a Rolls Royce, it took me years to understand it fully.

      Your observation of Vanky’s surface-level depth reminded me of that quote.




  5. Bruce388 says:

    Vanky is irritated about having to sit through that five-hour deposition on Tuesday. I predict this will be the first of many legal encounters in her immediate future.

    But the healthy food options are nice.

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  6. H-Bob says:

    Oh, SNAP!

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