Local Man Gets Wingnut Welfare

“How I spent my summer vacation” By Junior Mints…
The RNC Shelled Out $300K for Don Jr.’s New Book
The huge sum that the GOP paid to give signed copies of the book to its donors appears to be its largest-ever payment for “donor mementos.”
And that’s all you really need to know about how the donations from your Facebook Rage Uncle are being spent by the RNC.
Laugh all you want. I am SET for the next toilet paper shortage.
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The phone book is better, and it is still free.
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I’d like to believe that some Republican donors who find out that their money flew down the toilet on Jr’s book would be outraged, but they won’t care. They’re in a moral and mental dead zone and nothing will make them regret their donations. And they’ll turn around and give him more.
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And you know they didn’t get any sort of bulk discount, but paid full retail for each one.
The Bust-out continues…
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….AND – consider themselves luckiest of all, to have gotten a copy of the initial printing. Stoopid IS, as Stoopid DOES!
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I fucking triggered! So, who thinks he’s already spent it on blow?
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And hookers! (well, Kimberly I supposed. Same diff.)
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Hey, it could pay the salary of his emotional support cougar for a year+!
(Hookers and Blow)
Rgds,
TG
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This moron could not read a book much less write one.
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Apparently the RNC was running low on doorstops.
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But my books – a moon-sized bee-hive fleeing the solar system; a colony of pretentious, credit-card rich trust-funder pucks who’ve never done a days’ work in their lives and wouldn’t know a choker bell from bell-bottomed blue-jeans (but they’re all “better” than you and me) stuck out on the high desert in million dollar motorhomes with nowhere to go and no way to get there – are rejected as “implausible”.
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I had to look “choker bell” up, but my SIL lost a couple of family members (and a few family member body parts, I believe) to that industry.
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Yeah, there were two kinds of ‘accidents’ those days, the one’s where you should’a kept your fingers and/or other body parts out of the way, and the one’s where you should have kept out of the way.
I miss it.
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Big insider buys of books like this are designed to push a book up the bestseller list, which obviously has financial benefits for the author. Next time you wonder why a book which was written by a moron who can’t write and who knows nothing worth writing about, and which is marketed to morons who can’t read and who can’t identify things that are worth reading about is a bestseller, that’s why.
(I’ll bet Don Junior can’t write a sentence with six consecutive adjective clauses in it.)
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Spare the trees. Just cut Junior a check.
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