More Trouble For Senatorette Lindsey Graham

“But it looked better on me,” Lindsey didn’t wail

Hey guys, remember when Senatorette Huckleberry Closetcase tried to dabble in a little election tampering in the Great Stet of Georgeduh right after the exciting conclusion of the 2020 Goat Rodeo? You know, to get votes thrown out so Prznint Stupid could win?

Ex-U.S. attorney asks Georgia to investigate Sen. Lindsey Graham

Last month Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger said Graham, a South Carolina Republican, called him and asked whether he had the power to reject more absentee ballots as election officials conducted a recount and audit of the presidential race.

The secretary said Graham appeared to be suggesting that he find a way to reject legally cast ballots to help President Donald Trump win reelection.

Graham, as you may recall, was on speakerphone and there is a whole cavalcade of witnesses who heard his helpful suggestion. Well slap his ass and call him Biscuit, that seems a little stupid looking back on it, Linds.

Maybe Rudy can squeeze Lindsey in as a client?

You can read the complaint here.

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8 Responses to More Trouble For Senatorette Lindsey Graham

  1. Oneofthebobs says:

    Seniorito Graham has been hanging out with people who casually commit crimes constantly. Seems to have rubbed off onto him.

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  2. spotthedog says:

    Maybe he feels confident about receiving a pardon for any pesky little charge that might be thrown at him.

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  3. sos says:

    “I was only joking.” In 3..2..1

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  4. I want to shake her and say, Guuuuurrrlll, whatever did you get yourself into?

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  5. Makes me really, really want to have an independent audit of the South Carolina vote….because it’s always, ALWAYS projection with these mofos.

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    • Dennis Cole says:

      BDR – I second that. He was scared shitless and almost witless in the days leading up to the election, as he was quite far behind in most polls, and was literally begging for money from the hallowed halls of Congress, while dripping gallons of flop-sweat. (Another big no-no, but no slap on the wrist did he garner, neither.)
      And then Poof!, like magic, he emerges the clear winner in a race that was suddenly “too close to call.”

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