The First Shady Was Deposed!

Everything blows

CBS News tells us...

Ivanka Trump was deposed on Tuesday as a part of an ongoing lawsuit from the Washington D.C. attorney general, which alleges the misuse of funds from President Donald Trump’s inauguration in 2017, new court documents show.

I’m shocked.

Be prepared for a shock, Gentle Readers:

D.C. Attorney General Karl Racine sued Mr. Trump’s inaugural committee and the businesses overseeing Trump International Hotel in Washington back in January, claiming the nonprofit inaugural committee coordinated with Trump family members to overpay for event space in a way that enriched the Trumps.

Shocking, innit?

Racine claims the inaugural committee knew it was paying above-market prices and failed to consider cheaper alternatives. The lawsuit, filed in D.C. Superior Court, alleges more than $1 million was wasted on improper payments to the Trump Hotel for event space during the 2017 inauguration.

I think that’s pretty close to the definition of money laundering, but what do I know, I’m not a common Trump.

Weirdly, I bet Ivanka is now one of the many John Does offering a bribe to Daddy Dearest for a Przninitial Pardon, and I’m sure what Lord Damp Nut wants in exchange for a pardon, only Ivanka can deliver.

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5 Responses to The First Shady Was Deposed!

  1. I wonder if she has Stormy on speed dial for hints on how-to…

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  2. laura says:

    that photo! Beloved Tbogg described the sleeves “to keep her from chewing her arms.”

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    • Sirius Lunacy says:

      Not just one, but TWO Cones of Shame! Three if you count that weird frill at the waist. And yet, you still can’t shame those who won’t feel shame.

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  3. roket says:

    I feel sorry for the stenographer who had to sit there and listen to her talk through her Clear Choice Teeth.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Bruce388 says:

    Vanky’s been doing lap dances, and who knows what else, for daddy since she hit puberty.

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