One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Posted on November 30, 2020 by tengrain

The Morning Stupid

The Winning Smile of The Chosen One

Hey guys, The Gret Stet of Wisconsin listened to us and demanded $3M Ameros be paid up front by Prznint McGrifter to do the recount he demanded. And then he lost an ADDITIONAL 87 votes to President-elect Handsome Joe Biden, which works out to be $34K+ Ameros per vote.

I think this means that last week alone Handsome Joe has won Wisconsin like three times. Keep recounting, Vulgarmort, it’s your casinoes revisited.

UPDATE 1: Pennsylvania Supreme Court tosses GOP congressman’s suit seeking to throw out all ballots cast by mail

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12 Responses to One Lump of Stupid or Two?

  1. roket says:
    November 30, 2020 at 8:03 am

    Thank you, sir. May I have another?

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  2. Bruce388 says:
    November 30, 2020 at 8:22 am

    Too bad Handsome Joe doesn’t get another slate of electors every time he wins a state. He’d be up around 1,000 by now.

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  3. brucedesertrat says:
    November 30, 2020 at 9:04 am

    AZ is set to certify today, but never fear, there are some legisimiltaters of the trumpublican type holding hearings in the Capitol building a meeting at the…Hyatt Regency to discuss the turrible turrible fraud posed by Biden getting more votes than their god-king\, and how they’re a-gonna impose their constitoooshunul rahts as state legislators to do what the pipples of arizona are clearly too dumb to do and give our 11 electoral votes to LDN as foretold in the Bible…

    And of course it’s set to feature the Rudes and Jenna road show.

    And Khemtrails Kelli is a-headed to court today to argue that [checks notes] Clearly any votes for Biden are ipso facto summa cum dumbo abracadabra ‘legally invalid’, meaning Trump won Arizona with 110% of the vote…

    https://tucson.com/news/local/gop-officials-still-fighting-arizonas-vote-tally-on-very-day-bidens-win-will-be-certified/article_021fbb5c-673f-549a-9cbb-900178c17079.html#tracking-source=home-top-story-1

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    • MDavis says:
      November 30, 2020 at 10:29 am

      Always look on the bright side of fraud.
      These, all of these, legislators who are having various tantrums, hissy fits and meetings near the local porn shops, crematoriums and hotels are exposing their extreme views and giving people of good will towards others and the constitution a chance to deal with them.
      I guess we’ll learn if there are enough people of good will to overcome the gerrymandering and other monkey wrenches already established in the various systems meant to keep this stuff in check.
      I can’t really do a comprehensive list – too many reports are behind paywalls. I would not base a list of traitors, erm, co-conspirators on headlines, alone.

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      • brucedesertrat says:
        November 30, 2020 at 1:57 pm

        Sadly, Rep. FInchem has long been a complete nutjob and the “good” (not good) people of his district just re-elected him to another term.

        He’s a Oathkeepers member, and an ‘Arizona Coordinator’ of militias, and the yahoo who proposed a bill that would fire teachers if they ever advocated for or against any political, religious or ‘controversial’ subject, :

        In addition to prohibiting political, ideological and religious discussion, the bill would bar teachers from obstructing a military recruiter’s “lawful access” to campus and from blaming one racial group of students for the “suffering and inequities” experienced by another racial group.

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      • MDavis says:
        November 30, 2020 at 8:02 pm

        Can’t see that going horribly wrong, can you, with an oathkeeper’s or Gilead’s interpretation of “advocating”

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  4. w3ski4me says:
    November 30, 2020 at 9:38 am

    A lovely photo there. Just how do you make a face like that? I tried and it feels funny, out of place and I am far, far away from a smiley person normally, but that frowny sourpuss? He must practice that in a mirror to get it so down.
    I’ve seen him change to his practiced smile from neutral, I can only imagine he has a practiced frown to go with it.
    Again, I am going to be so happy to not see his ugly mug every day.
    w3ski

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  5. H-Bob says:
    November 30, 2020 at 12:47 pm

    Is Biden’s broken foot bone a repetitive stress injury from kicking Trump’s ass so often?

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  6. CalicoJack says:
    November 30, 2020 at 5:17 pm

    Vulgarmort. That’s good.

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