Your 2-Martini Stupid Is Served

Posted on November 25, 2020 by tengrain


One of Prznint Stupid’s attorneys is giving Prznint Stupid’s Stupidest Lawyer ™ Rudy Giuliani a run for the title:

Of course, TR never said it. And someone brought that to Ellis’ attention, so she defended herself thusly:

The ifea itself is true whether or not he said it… is gonna proudly sit next to alternate facts in the Pantheon of Stupid.

(Hat tip Scissorhead DCap)

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13 Responses to Your 2-Martini Stupid Is Served

  1. YellowDog says:
    November 25, 2020 at 12:50 pm

    “The ifea is true” is consistent with the general covfefe of this administration.

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  2. Czippie L'Shimp says:
    November 25, 2020 at 12:58 pm

    The only way that explanation could be more mind bendingly stupid would be if it had a spelling error and a smiley face.

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  3. spotthedog says:
    November 25, 2020 at 1:18 pm

    Covfefe, Tulas, Georiga, Ifea, Klaatu, Barada, Nikto!

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  4. Buttermilk Sky says:
    November 25, 2020 at 1:50 pm

    And also WIRE TAPPS!

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  5. Sirius Lunacy says:
    November 25, 2020 at 2:53 pm

    I think she meant Ikea, because there is some dissembly required.

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    • tengrain says:
      November 25, 2020 at 5:07 pm

      So well-played, Sirius!

      • 1/32 point.

      — TG

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      • Sirius Lunacy says:
        November 26, 2020 at 7:13 am

        1/32 point? AWESOME!!! Now if I add that to my previous score… let me get my calculator… hmmm… carry the six… I’ve got a grand total of 1/32 point! Oh crap, that reminds me, I’ve got to buy new tires.

        Happy (virtual) Thanksgiving Scissorheads!

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  6. spotthedog says:
    November 25, 2020 at 6:02 pm

    Hey wait a second – conservative anger is based on lies, liberal anger is based on truths. So I think I’m understanding what fake Teddy Roosevelt meant.

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  7. roket says:
    November 25, 2020 at 6:38 pm

    “By George, I think she’s got it.”

    Child Rapist, Mark Zukerburg

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  8. By Hook Or By Book: Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff says:
    November 25, 2020 at 6:47 pm

    Ahh. This is one of those “alternative facts.”

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  9. MDavis says:
    November 26, 2020 at 11:31 am

    I went looking to see who the F this person is. Here’s a more recent tweet from her

    I’m going on record now:
    If they try to cancel Christianity, if they try to force me to apologize or recant my Faith, I will not bend, I will not waver, I will not break.

    On Christ the solid Rock I stand.

    And I’m proud to be an American.

    She could be attempting to prove her claim.
    She implies that there is a “they” will try to cancel Christianity. This lie will be swallowed by her idea of a “conservative” and it will make him angry.
    I guess the truth that this person is allowed to be a lawyer, and at the ahem highest levels, is something to piss off a liberal.

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