What’s Next For The First Shady and Fratsputin?

I cannot imagine why Jar-Jar Vanky are not keen to return to exile in NYC:

As Their D.C. Days Dwindle, Ivanka and Jared Look for a New Beginning

“Town officials in Bedminster, N.J., have the plans for a possible Trump family future, or at least the blueprints: a major addition to Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner’s ‘cottage’ on the grounds of the Trump National Golf Club, four new pickleball courts, a relocated heliport, and a spa and yoga complex. …

“The couple had already expanded their ‘cottage’ in New Jersey by 2,500 square feet in 2016, adding a basement and a fireplace sitting room, all documented by Ms. Trump on Instagram. The new plans before Bedminster Township call for an expanded master bedroom, bath and dressing room, two new bedrooms, a study and a ground floor veranda, making it more comparable to the $5 million house they rent for $15,000 a month in the gilded Washington enclave of Kalorama.

“Plans also call for adding five more ‘cottages’ of 5,000 square feet each to the property, and a recreation complex with spa treatments and a ‘general store.’ A friend of the family said Tuesday that the renovations have been going on for a while, but Trump representatives are set to present the plans to the township on Dec. 3.”

I hear Staten Island has invited them to settle in. No RSVP.

 

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14 Responses to What’s Next For The First Shady and Fratsputin?

  1. osirisopto says:

    I patiently await the day when I will look over the news and not see one of these people mentioned, referred to, or pictured.

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  2. Ahem, I would point out that NJ does in fact have an extradition treaty agreement with New York. They may not like it but they’ may certainly have to return there.

    On the other hand, as TG sez: in NY they won’t have to pay rent, clothing costs or other living expenses, but they will have to give up the ‘Gram for 5-10…She’ll be smiling serenely in…vacant concrete gray spaces.

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  3. Stephane Landry says:

    In case you had not seen the awesome Lincoln Project’s reply to Jarvanka’s letter about the billboards: https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/status/1320150701947846656/photo/1

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  4. spotthedog says:

    Shunned by Manhattan’s elite? I think they should go full-outlaw-Harley-ridin’-couple, touring the country, stopping to whoop it up at every biker bar they come to. Ivanka could slap her name on a line of leather lingerie. I believe they would be quite welcome at Sturgis, just a change of clothing and some tattoos.

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  5. Stony Pillow says:

    Rikers Island, too. With free room and board.

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  6. roket says:

    Not welcome in NYC huh? Have they considered Peoria?

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