News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Stable Jenius Prznint Stupid
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Our Stable Jenius called into a Pennsylvania state Senate hearing where Prznint Stupid’s Stupidest Lawyer ™ Rudy Giuliani was appearing as part of the legal battle against the election results. Lord Damp Nut gave what is being called by some (ok, me) the Pettysburg Address:

“We have to turn the election over, because there’s no doubt we have all the evidence, we have all the affidavits, we have everything,” he said, providing no evidence of his various allegations. “All we need is to have some judge listen to it properly without having a political opinion or having another kind of a problem, because we have everything and, by the way, the evidence is pouring in now as we speak…

“I want to thank Rudy Giuliani for having the courage not to back down because they were being screamed at,” the president said. “He was the greatest mayor but this is more important. What you’re doing now is far more important than being a great mayor of the city of New York and being its greatest mayor by far, by the way, by far, this is going to be your crowning achievement, because you’re saving our country.”

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11 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Oneofthebobs says:

    The Waterloo address?

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  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    I want to thank Rudy Giuliani for having the courage not to back down because they were being screamed at

    For 20K a day, nobody is going to back down.

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  3. donnah says:

    They’re all cuckoo for cocopuffs. They have slid off their crackers, flipped their lids, and flown into orbit.

    I’m exhausted by all of it, and yet I know the worst is likely still to come. More egregious pardons, more terrible last minute legal sandtraps, more bad funding decisions. No one will see financial aid or Covid relief. It will end, but they’re making us suffer until it does.

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  4. roket says:

    Shit, or get off the pot,, Teddy Roosevelt

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  5. sos says:

    Loser says what?

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  6. mellowjohn says:

    “Don’t tell me what the law is. Tell me who the judge is.” –Roy Cohn

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  7. Bruce388 says:

    Keith Olbermann has some thoughts about Rudy Colludy:

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  8. w3ski4me says:

    I’ve personally seen people on LSD be less psychotic and speak clearer and make more sense than this.
    w3ski

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