NYTimes Shocked At What We All Knew

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Not that this is really news to us, but the NYTimes seems shocked to learn that Prznint Stupid does nothing but sit on the can and rage tweet all day:

“In the three weeks since Election Day, President Trump’s most visible presence has been on Twitter. Since Nov. 3, he has posted some 550 tweets — about three-quarters of which attempted to undermine the integrity of the 2020 election results”

“As Mr. Trump’s attacks continue, the coronavirus pandemic rages on, worse than ever. At least 24,000 people in the United States have died from Covid in the past three weeks.”

“Mr. Trump’s public calendar, meanwhile, has been remarkably light, especially relative to his pre-election schedule, when he often attended multiple campaign rallies in a single day.”

Some thoughts: Last Month, Prznint Stupid’s former Stupidest Lawyer Michael Cohen famously predicted that Lord Damp Nut would:

President Donald Trump may leave the White House for next month’s Christmas break and never return, according to his former personal attorney and fixer Michael Cohen.

But it’s not because Trump plans to concede to President-elect Joe Biden.

“I wouldn’t be shocked if there’s no concession speech at all,” Cohen told MSNBC’s Alex Witt on Sunday. “My theory is that Christmastime he heads to Mar-a-Lago and I don’t believe he comes back to Washington. I think he stays at Mar-a-Lago all the way through the inauguration.”

He totally got the concession thing right, and I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if he’s right about the retreat to Merde-a-Lardo.

The crack reporters at the NYTimes will be shocked, of course. Looking at you, Haberman.

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21 Responses to NYTimes Shocked At What We All Knew

  1. sos says:

    EXTRA EXTRA Read ALL about it!

    Tengrain says “Haberman is on crack”!

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  2. ming says:

    The NYT missed a zero there.

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  3. spotthedog says:

    No concession speech, no attendance at PRESIDENT BIDEN’s inauguration??? No adherence by tRump to the norms of civility, tradition, polite good manners??? I’m okay with all that, whiny little bitch can just get the fuck out.

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  4. beckymaenot says:

    I’m with Spot- I hope the Orange Mother Fucker just stays at Merdo until they come for him with the warrants and the hand cuffs. At least this way the White House cleaning staff will have some time to replace the TwitterToidy and do something about the flopsweat stench that is no-doubt permeating the entire building. Seriously- 1/20 can NOT get here soon enough.

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  5. Kiwiwriter says:

    My response to the Times being shocked:

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  6. spotthedog says:

    What shocked me most recently was that “Better Call Sid” got cancelled after only one episode! I’m actually kinda disappointed.

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    • tengrain says:

      She really had potential to give Rudy a run for the money, but he upstaged her with his hair dye. He’s the original and still the best.

      Rgds,

      TG

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      • spotthedog says:

        That was all just starting to get REALLY entertaining, loved your “Rudy at the Ritz” image!

        WaPo’s Alexandra Petri had a brilliant satire article recently titled “Been injured in an election? Call Rudy Giuliani now!”.

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      • julesmomcat says:

        Are you sure that’s dye? Someone once told me that Rudy had “shit for brains,” and I just assumed he was leaking IQ points.

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      • Sirius Lunacy says:

        Someone with Pshop silz should plaster Rody’s face over that Statler from the Muppet Show and you could have Rudy at the Waldorf as well.

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  7. What’s the over/under on Lord Dampnut blowing his brains out in a White House bathroom the day after Christmas? Will Mel then be taking her inheritance and and children who want to go with her back to Slovenia?

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  8. So… much like most of his Presidency then? Also 550 tweets since November 3rd is a shocking stat.

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