More From Trump’s Crack Legal Team

$20K Ameroes Per Day

“Let me introduce myself”
Courtesy Scissorhead @AndyIsbell on Twitter

The litigation will continue until billable hours stop…

…or is it crackpot professional courtesy?

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12 Responses to More From Trump’s Crack Legal Team

  1. Well, I am reliably informed from all sides that it, like everything else, this is our fault, as usual Us foul-mouthed liberals have cheapened the national dialog bu using such horrible words as [checks notes] “‘liar’, ‘illegal’,’incompetent’, ‘Pumpkin-colored Pol Pot’, ‘Idiot Amin’, and ‘President’s Crack Lawyer'”* to describe them…

    Clearly a classic example of “Look at what you made us do, bitch SLAP

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  2. roket says:

    OMG. Frank Luntz micropenis has been entered into evidence, We’re doomed.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. spotthedog says:

    Micro penis? Well if its a verifiable fact, that she somehow (ahem,, ) knows, well then – Team Rudy is beginning to grasp an understand of the rules of evidence perhaps. Photos, documentation from a medical professional?

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  4. Kiwiwriter says:

    The Bar Association would like to have a word with her…..


  5. buckobear says:

    Is it “Crack legal team” or “Legal Crack team?”

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    • Ten Bears says:

      But it is legal now, er somethin’ like that. In probably one of the grandest word salads ever Oregon voters voted to decriminalized drugs. Gets a little weird beyond that: still illegal to buy ’em, sell ’em, use them, but it’s sorta’ legal to have them, to “possess” them – in a jar on the mantel I guess – though that’s not exactly so because it’s not not illegal to have them, it’s still illegal to buy ’em, sell ’em, use them, just decriminalized.

      Did that clear things up?


      • MDavis says:

        Stumbling toward … freedom from prohibition.
        I’ll take it as a step (stumble) in the right direction.
        As Mable Pines (visiting Gravity Falls, Oregon) said:
        “I’m legalizing everything!”


      • Karla says:

        When DC legalized cannabis, there was some other regulation that still made it illegal to sell it in DC. So the shops gave it away for free — with the purchase of a $50 pair of socks. And that was all legal. At least that’s how it was when I was last there in 2018.


  6. Infidel753 says:

    She better be careful. President Minishroomdong is probably a bit touchy about such references.

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  7. Ten Bears says:

    Uhhmmm… how would she know?


  8. Bruce388 says:

    Far be it from me to cast aspersions on a person’s religion, particularly a Bible-thumping Evangelical, as Ms. Ellis is reported to be. However, when I see her on TV, she’s always showing off what God gave her. And this Micro-Penis comment doesn’t reflect well on her tribe at all.


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