One Lump of Stupid, Or Two?

Dreaming of a (very) White Christmas

Mike and Mother Pence Cosplay the Cowboy and the Lady Bug — HAWT!

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie tells us about the next Super-Spreader event (emboldening and enigmatic use of CAPS is all theirs):

NEW: SECOND LADY KAREN PENCE has invited Congressional Club members to an afternoon “Christmas Craft” at the VP’s residence on Dec. 9 at 1 p.m. Attendees are requested to wear “Holiday Attire.” The invite makes no mention of masks. The event comes as the CDC has discouraged holiday gatherings. Her husband, VP MIKE PENCE, is head of the White House’s coronavirus task force, which has said indoor gatherings should be limited. The VP’s office did not respond to a request for comment. The invite

Mother Pence, as we know, teaches arts and crafts at a local private Christian academy noted for not allowing gay or trans kids, nor allowing kids from same-sex households, and I imagine that the jolly Yule Log at this shindig will probably consist of a heathen burning at the stake.

But no masks, gather together indoors, and praise Jeebus.

This entry was posted in Distancing, masks, Pandemics, Theocrats, War on Christmas. Bookmark the permalink.

7 Responses to One Lump of Stupid, Or Two?

  1. purplehead says:

    Yes, by all means, please do carry on. Sounds good.

    Like

  2. bluzdude says:

    I hope they draw a capacity crowd.

    Like

  3. Ten Bears says:

    I’ve been meaning to mention for some time now that while that shirt and bandana might make it those boots and chaps (aren’t they cute) wouldn’t last a day ridin’ the high country.

    Cute costume

    Liked by 1 person

  4. DoremusJessup says:

    Why not? Does Daddy’s holiday attire include the well-worn assless chaps? Nudge-nudge; wink-wink.😉
    [Yes! I know.all chaps …]

    Liked by 2 people

  5. Dennis Cole says:

    All I want for Xmas is my 2 front teeth, er, a rash of Republican funerals, extending from 12/20 to Jan 20. Plus, they’ll have a totally legit excuse for not attending the Inaugural Festivities.

    Like

  6. mellowjohn says:

    Are those the chaps he wears to the Folsom Street Fair?

    Like

Speak!

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.