H/T @NamelessCynic of the Twitterverst
LOL! Cannot stop laughing! Whodathunkit???
Rumor has it that the shrimp started it…
Is it okay to bring a speargun to a swordfish fight?
And de-boned fillets compliments of Prince BoneSaw.
Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid. The mermaid offered them one wish each. The first fisherman said, “Double my I.Q” so the mermaid did it and to his surprise, he started reciting Shakespeare. Then the second fisherman said, “Triple my I.Q.” and sure enough the mermaid did it and amazingly he started doing math problems he didn’t know existed. The third fisherman was so impressed he asked the mermaid to quadruple his I.Q and the mermaid said “Are you sure about this? It will change your whole life!” The fisherman said “yes” so the mermaid turned him into a woman.
Sometimes you just gotta…
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I wanna know where tis sign is. Which vet did this?
I don’t know if it’s deja vu or if I’ve been down that street recently. Not having any luck with the google thing but by the curbstone and general appearance somewhere in MA, or Vermont.
Found it: Chester New Jersey. Nope, never even been near there.
Thanks, this is pretty awesome.
TB, I see your research division hss turned up Chester, NJ for this dad-sign’s locale, which is comparatively near me in north-central Jersey. Not the Joisey people think of — exurban Old Waspy Money tucked back into picturesque woodsy hills. Not famous for their waggish signs back when I used to visit pals out there (non-Moneyed, I hasten to add), but maybe they’ve been forced to take up humor these last 4 yrs or so.
Dump’s Bedminster golf club is in the general area, much to the disgust of most local residents.
I suppose a caveat is in order, I did spend some time in Jersey not quite fifty years ago… while stationed at Fort Dix. I can assure when I was stationed at Fort Dix I did not visit an “Old Mill Tavern” 😉 Mary Ellen, I did spend some time around Ringwood though, a couple years after the Army I spent some time around Ringwood, Wanaque, West Milford, Sussex. High Point, Skyline Drive, Greenwood Lake. Sounds like you’re around Montclair?
Many soles lost.
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Donnah, you’re good at this!
And I’m not even a Dad!
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