The Last of the Michagan Posts Today (I hope)

Michigan GOP descends on D.C. as Trump scrambles to undo election

A delegation of Republican state lawmakers from Michigan arrived in Washington on Friday as part of President Donald Trump’s Hail Mary attempt to usurp the results of the election he lost…

It is unclear how many GOP legislators will visit the White House, but the group is expected to include Michigan state Senate Majority Leader Mike Shirkey and House Speaker Lee Chatfield. Jason Wentworth, who is succeeding Chatfield as speaker, was also spotted at the D.C. airport…


Guys, Michigan is neither a Republican trifecta state (both bodies of the legislature are Republican but Governor Whitmer is not), nor is it a Republican triplex state (Gov. Whitmer, Secretary of State Jocelyn Benson, and Attorney General Dana Nessel are all Democrats).

I dunno what weird game Hair Füror is playing but Michigan is unlikely to be able to pull off stealing the election and handing it to Team Evil. The SOS isn’t going to certify it, the Governor certainly isn’t going to sign off on it, and the AG is likely to throw the book at anyone who actually makes the effort to illegally subvert the electors.

NBC News backs us up:

WASHINGTON — Michigan Republican lawmakers slated to meet Friday with President Donald Trump at the White House could be risking legal exposure back home depending on what actions they take in regards to the state’s election results.

But wait! It gets… stupider: Axios ALERT!

Scoop: Trump lawyers to avoid Michigan lawmaker meeting after COVID exposure

Rudy Giuliani and other key members of President Trump’s outside legal team won’t be attending today’s meeting with two Michigan lawmakers because they’ve been exposed to the coronavirus, two sources familiar with the internal discussions tell Axios.

Why it matters: This added turmoil inside the president’s legal operation comes at a time when the president is urging Republican state lawmakers to interfere with the electoral process and reverse Joe Biden’s victory to a Trump win.

  • “It’s just a shitshow, it’s a joke,” said a Trump campaign adviser.

This is another moment where Lord Damp Nut is squirting squid ink as he prepares to leave office with the country in shambles for handsome Joe Biden to clean up.

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8 Responses to The Last of the Michagan Posts Today (I hope)

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    And the outcome is still sort of “no sign of white smoke from the Papal chimney“, er the Media, signifying an overwhelmingly convincing win for our hero, compounded by so many “what-ifs,” and “they wouldn’t dare” scenarios as to keep the confusion level (along with our Anxiety), high as possible.

    I know, I know, it’s been declared almost everywhere except from Gawd himself, but without a concession from the Orange Blob That Just Won’t Let Go, it somehow just doesn’t feel official.

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    • I dunno, the Media seems to be learning. Headline in yesterday’s local rag was “Biden nears 80M votes in historic victory”

      They even called trumps bullshit ‘false’…

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      • Dennis Cole says:

        BDR – yes, I agree, the counting’s over the numbers are in and verified, but this election is like no other in my memory, and only a coupla others in our history, I believe, have been as rancorous or contentious.
        What I would like to see is a saber duel at dawn, so that we have a grande finale, and some closure, coz I’m sure Fightin Joe would carve up Lord Damp Nut like a turkey.

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      • osirisopto says:

        Dennis I hope he doesn’t.

        I hate to see biden get busted for dumping toxic waste.

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      • MDavis says:

        It has been almost refreshing seeing media reports calling trump claims unsupported and lies.
        I wonder what pushed them over the edge to mention this ongoing lie situation. Nothing got them to call out the lies until now.


  2. Another Kiwi says:

    Team Chaos is chaotic.

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  3. Ten Bears says:

    Could be flying in to refresh their supply of Trump-Plague.

    Liked by 1 person

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