One Lump of Stupid, or Two

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Petunia & Pals:

¡Geraldo! tells us to stick-it for Trump, but I think naming the the Virus for him is much more appropriate.

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20 Responses to One Lump of Stupid, or Two

  1. Sirius Lunacy says:

    I’m thinking more along the lines of:
    My brother-in-law got busted for stealing a car
    What’d he get
    15-20 in the Trumphouse.

    Liked by 3 people

  2. Weird Dave says:

    Well, he is a pain in the ass…

    Liked by 2 people

  3. Oh man, I got the trump.

    AGAIN??!! I’ll go get the plunger. We told you you to lay off the hamberders or this would happen again!

    Liked by 3 people

  4. Steve-O says:

    I have two dogs, so the lawn is covered in Trumps. I hate it when I step in a Trump and get Trump all over my shoes.
    Been saying this in my house since 2016.
    (Following up on BDR above.)

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    • purplehead says:

      For decades in our family, every morning we’ve been taking: Nixons, Mitchells, Reagans, Bushes, Bushes, Cheney’s, Roves, Trumps…and more!

      Not saying they’re good for our health, but Republicans do keep us regular.

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  5. purplehead says:

    Well, because I’m regular, I just took a trump. It didn’t back up the 🚽 this morning. Guess I better eat more roughage.

    Liked by 2 people

  6. Buttermilk Sky says:

    I’ve been calling it the trumpandemic.

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Infidel753 says:

    Naming the vaccine after Trump would be like naming the moons of Jupiter that Galileo discovered after the pope who threatened him with death for discovering them.

    Liked by 5 people

  8. sos says:

    “Orange overflowing ass-bag” is a terrible name for a vaccine! Why would Geraldo even consider it?

    Liked by 3 people

  9. Dennis Cole says:

    There already is more than one vaccine, and the plans to distribute either, or both, are vague at best, so tell me: will one vaccine “trump” the other? I wuz gonna say, “Let’s vote on it,” but that method of selection is not working like it should these days…

    And speaking of medical procedures, Geraldo is displaying a desperate need for a Rectal Craniotomy.

    Liked by 3 people

  10. robginchicago says:

    If anything gets named after Trump, let it be either a hemorrhoid suppository or that nasty Colonoscopy prep stuff you have to drink by the gallon.

    Liked by 2 people

  11. Ten Bears says:

    The lizard people from planet nine.

    Liked by 1 person

  12. “Wtf , it’s like someone took a trump in here” fans air w/hand … go change your pants and see a doctor, damnnn”.

    Liked by 1 person

  13. Stony Pillow says:

    Trump vaccine active ingredient: bleach

    Liked by 2 people

  14. sos says:

    On the other hand … Calling it the Trump vaccine might get more drooling mouth-breather to vaccinate. In effect tricking them into the real kind of herd immunity.

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