Here’s Your Two-Martini Stupid For Lunch

I think he borrowed the spray-on stuff from Hair Füror’s Pocket Nazi.

Anyway, here’s the news from the presser:

Rudy Giuliani Just Floated a Wild Conspiracy Theory That Joe Biden Rigged the Election in Multiple States

Well, that was nuts.

Rudy Giuliani, President Trump’s top campaign lawyer, laid out a string of baseless charges claiming that Joe Biden’s campaign had rigged the election in state after state Thursday afternoon, spinning out conspiracy theories that have already fallen apart in numerous court cases as he called for Biden’s clear election wins to be overturned in multiple states.

“It’s a common plan, it’s a common scheme, it comes directly from the Democrat Party and it comes from the candidate,” Giuliani claimed, arguing “mass cheating in this election” after accusing local officials from Atlanta, Detroit, Madison, Milwaukee, Philadelphia, Phoenix and other cities of rigging the election in a coordinated conspiracy with Biden.

…and it goes on from there.

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17 Responses to Here’s Your Two-Martini Stupid For Lunch

  1. I think it’s his brain-soup dribbling out his ears.

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  2. donnah says:

    I’m busy and I value my brain cells, so I didn’t watch. However, I’ve seen some clips and quotes and while the press conference was bizarre and ridiculous on its face, and Rudy and his co-hosts spouted lies and Deep State garbage, there are millions of Republicans and QAnons who ate this crap up with a spoon. They cannot let Trump go and they will do whatever possible to keep this nonsense going. The lawsuits, fraud claims, accusations and lies are not stopping and they could get even worse. Trump’s still calling the shots and he’s got the means to push all the theories he can to make Biden’s takeover more difficult and dangerous than it ever should be.

    We know that Republicans are scared shitless and won’t do anything to stop him, and I don’t know what Democrats can do, if anything. I hate this. It’s outrageous and it’s disgusting.

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  3. beckymaenot says:

    I hate these people. This is just bullshit. ARRRRRRRHHHHGGGGG.

    Liked by 4 people

  4. purplehead says:

    He’s sweating diarrhea. Obviously.

    Liked by 3 people

  5. Oneofthebobs says:

    Doesn’t know shit from shinola. What a shinola head.

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  6. ming says:

    Shamelessness is their super power.

    Liked by 2 people

  7. Grotesque, an absolute shitshow of embarrassment to the United States.

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  8. roket says:

    “I can’t give you all these affidavits [of alleged voter fraud] because if I do these people will be harassed, they will be threatened, they may lose their jobs,” Giuliani said.

    The lying liars may also be charged with perjury. Although it is probably more likely they used fake names and names of dead people since they are master projectionists.

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  9. spotthedog says:

    Rudy Juice!


  10. One of the most insane s**t shows I’ve seen, which is say something after the last four years!


  11. H-Bob says:

    Rudy claimed he could smell crimes — actually, “he who smelt it, dealt it”!

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  12. MDavis says:

    I went to that Vice link, and the top of the page is a pic of Rudy flipping us off, British style.
    Eff that guy. Not reading. It’s all the same bullshit anyway.
    As to the drippy hair – maybe he picked up the wrong kind of fertilizer at the Four Seasons. Or at the porn shop.


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