Area Lawn Mowing Fiend Is Ill

The virus that was supposed to completely disappear after two weeks ago (the new unit of measure needs to be named, like the Friedman units of lore) has another Senator quarantined:

Sen. Chuck Grassley is 87 and the second-oldest serving senator, following DiFi.

Related? Some say YES!

Ted Cruz calls Democratic senator an ‘ass’ following Senate floor mask dispute

“…Brown, who wore a mask as he spoke, said, “I’d start by asking the presiding officer to please wear a mask as he speaks.” Sullivan, who was not wearing a mask, responded tersely, “I don’t wear a mask when I’m speaking, like most senators, I don’t need your instruction.”

“Cruz criticized Brown over the incident in a tweet on Monday, writing, “This is idiotic. @SherrodBrown is being a complete ass. He wears a mask to speak—when nobody is remotely near him—as an ostentatious sign of fake virtue.”

It remains a mystery how Grassley got it.

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6 Responses to Area Lawn Mowing Fiend Is Ill

  1. There was a short-lived TV series a couple of summers ago [note, upon looking it up it was a thousand years ago in 2016] https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4877736/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_11 where alien ants were eating the brains of politicians.

    THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FICTION,NOT A DOCUMENTARY!

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  2. sos says:

    87 and doesn’t look a day under 115. checks graph 87 is not a primo age for beating the trump-virus it seems.

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  3. Ten Bears says:

    Show us the birth certificate, “Ted”. Cube-ahn Canadian illegal alien.

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  4. donnah says:

    Awwww, Grassley’s got the virus. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. Republican Senators sure are dismissive of Covid. Another reason for Democrats to literally not reach across the aisle.

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