Y’all Don’t Come Back, Y’hear?

This headline in Mississippi Free Press is everything:

After Big Thanksgiving Dinners, Plan Small Christmas Funerals, Health Experts Warn

“We don’t really want to see Mamaw at Thanksgiving and bury her by Christmas,” MSMA President Dr. Mark Horne said during the meeting, concurring with the state health officer.

“We’re going to see some of that. It’s going to happen,” Dobbs replied.

Look, if even Mississippi is warning us to not gather together for Thanksgiving…

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5 Responses to Y’all Don’t Come Back, Y’hear?

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    I’m quite fortunate, in that more than a few of the many world-class restaurants in my area are offering pre-fixe takeout dinners for two, either Thanksgiving Eve, or the day of, with prices ranging from $19.95 all the way up to $135.00. These dinners range from the “Basic” to the almost bizarre, with a range of choices to suit any palate. And of course, the Chinese restaurants will be open, which has kinda become a tradition in MY household of one.

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  2. E.A. Blair says:

    All connections with my remaining family have been severed, with no contact for nineteen years. They’re all R-voters, and so probably Trumpanzees, and will undoubtedly gather for a big, fat, maskless Thanksgiving dinner. Maybe if they all give each other the virus, I might be able to claim some estates as surviving next of kin.

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