Some Rudy-Strength Stupid for Your Second Cup?

H/T Scissorhead DCap

Prznint Stupid’s Stupidest Lawyer(™) Rudy Giuliani is now in charge of litigating the vast conspiracy that is denying Lord Damp Nut his second maladministration:

“…The president on Friday appointed him to oversee any new post-election litigation. The move, which was first reported by the New York Times, has distressed top campaign officials and other advisers, who worry Giuliani’s Hail Mary ploys will damage Trump’s reputation and potentially harm his future political aspirations.

“Giuliani’s promotion also threatens to complicate a legal apparatus that has been in the works since June. The campaign began assembling a team of lawyers in swing states and counties where recounts might take place. The effort has been overseen by Citizens United President David Bossie, who was tapped because of his conservative street cred and connections to pro-Trump activists around the country.”

Bossie is not exactly the brain trust, either – from a different Politico story:

“A Michigan lawyer for Donald Trump’s campaign filed a case in the wrong court. Lawsuits in Arizona and Nevada were dropped. A Georgia challenge was quickly rejected for lack of evidence. His Pennsylvania legal team just threw in the towel.

“The president’s legal machine — the one papering swing states with lawsuits and affidavits in support of Trump’s unsubstantiated claims of widespread fraud — is slowly grinding to a halt after suffering a slew of legal defeats and setbacks.

“In the effort to stop Joe Biden’s victory from being certified, so many lawsuits have been filed in so many state and federal courts that no one has an exact number. But one thing is certain: the Trump campaign has an almost perfect record, having won only one case and lost at least a dozen.

“Along the way, Trump lawyers have abruptly dropped core claims, been admonished in court for lack of candor and even been forced to admit they had no evidence of fraud, while their client inaccurately rails to the contrary on Twitter.”

Now back to the first politico story…

“But [Bossie et al] strategy has resulted in a clash with Giuliani, who has advocated for more of a damn-the-torpedoes approach. The former New York City mayor has been working independently of the Trump legal apparatus. He’s gone on Fox News and made allegations of widespread voter fraud. Early on, he ordered lawsuits to be filed without the consent of the campaign’s legal team…

Strategic thinking here: Right Hand and Left Hand are working independently of each other!

“…With Giuliani’s ascendance, there are now expected to be two parallel legal teams working on different tracks. Senior Republicans doubt Giuliani’s ideas will go anywhere and say Bossie’s team will proceed with its own efforts.

Again, for those of you who think that there is some sort of eleventy-dimensional chess going on here, these stupid mother effers cannot even agree on a legal strategy, they ain’t gonna have a battle plan for a coup.

 

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10 Responses to Some Rudy-Strength Stupid for Your Second Cup?

  1. This is eleventy dimensional tiddlywinks….with cats on the board to bat them away as they fly through the air.

    Liked by 5 people

  2. osirisopto says:

    By putting ghouliani in charge of anything LDN has pulled a Toobin of laughable dimension.

    Liked by 4 people

  3. Dennis Cole says:

    Ever play Tic-Tac-Toe against a chicken at the County Fair?
    And lose?

    Liked by 2 people

  4. roket says:

    New motto? “Damn the Courts! Full speed ahead!” I look forward to the contempt of court charges.

    Liked by 2 people

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