News That Will Drive You to Drink

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Stable Jenius

The WaPo tells us… that the Red Hats were on the march, and there may not have been as many as at his inauguration:

“A week after the election was called for Joe Biden, thousands of President Trump’s supporters gathered in the nation’s capital Saturday to falsely claim that the race had been stolen from the man they adore — who soon decided to welcome them in person.”

“Shortly after 10 a.m., Trump drove down Pennsylvania Avenue in his motorcade, greeting hundreds of cheering protesters — nearly all of them without masks — who ran to the side of Freedom Plaza to catch a glimpse. The president, who has refused to concede or allow a formal transition to begin, smiled and waved from a car window as people filled the street to follow behind him.”

…and one wag on Twitter spitballed the real news:

Here’s the scene not long later:

That ain’t no million Magats.

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3 Responses to News That Will Drive You to Drink

  1. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Wow, so close! Only nine hundred and ninety eight thousand short of a million. 0.002%. I’m calling it, another landslide.

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  2. Ten Bears says:

    They certainly left the door open for those who would wax churlishly.


  3. paul fredine says:

    meanwhile macaninney tweeted ‘more than a million’. just like he bragged about his inauguration’s ‘biggest crowd in history’, these guys really gotta learn how to count.

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