Stable Genius Will Find The Strawberries

Stable Jenius Prznint Stupid
(Credit: @MemphisJohnny1)

This morning we posited that our toddler-in-chief has his staff terrified that he is going to sent them to the cornfield, and now we have more evidence that his unhinged anger is taking an ominous turn:

Trump’s National Security Adviser Tells Staff: Don’t Even Mention Biden’s Name

President Donald Trump continues to refuse to cede the election. His national security adviser, Robert O’Brien, is enabling the mayhem, four senior officials told The Daily Beast…

…Other officials familiar with the matter noted that O’Brien has also pushed national security officials to publicly embrace the absurd Trump message that the election has not been certified and that there are still legal battles playing out across the country that could turn in the president’s favor.

“If you even mention Biden’s name… that’s a no-go, you’d be fired,” one national security official said. “Everyone is scared of even talking about the chance of working with the [Biden] transition.”

Asked if officials in the White House feel comfortable saying Biden’s name in the West Wing, one senior White House official said, half-jokingly, “Sure, you can say his name. If you’re talking about who lost the election to the president.”

Seriously, what’s taking the ol’ 25th Amendment so long? It’s not like Hair Füror ever had a grasp on reality, but he’s now out to lunch in cuckooland. I’ll be amazed if Putin does not make his move and invade another country. Prznint Stupid is checked out, and no one wants to give him any bad news.

And that’s where Scott Baio enters as if to prove our point:

Prznint Queeg has time in day to thank every C-list leftover from the ’70s for arranging the deck chairs, er mugs on The Cain, er, Michael’s sale rack. But rest assured Captain Queeg Lord Damp Nut will find the strawberries.  

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19 Responses to Stable Genius Will Find The Strawberries

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    Those candles will never be anywhere as lit as I intend to be, poppin the champagne corks on Jan 20th, sort of around noonish. (swidt?) (Peggy, R U there?)

    Liked by 4 people

  2. The bottom row still has room for:

    JANUARY 20 2021

    Liked by 3 people

  3. MDavis says:

    Scott’s just hoping for a broadcasting gig on the new LDN internet network.

    Liked by 3 people

    • Martin Pollard says:

      Well, it’s not like Chachi is going to get work anywhere else. Maybe he, Kevin Sorbo, Jon Voight, James Woods, Tim Allen, and Kelsey Grammer can do a Netflix special or something, or maybe join Gary Sinese’s band and crank out some jams.

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      • Perturbation says:

        Don’t forget Dennis Miller to do some seriously un-funny comedy as a palate cleanser between the endless back-to-back Two Minutes Hates, while Gallagher smashes cans of Bumblebee Tuna with a comically large hammer in the background.

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  4. sos says:

    Since the team can’t use Handsome Joe’s name they could just call him “President-Elect”.
    heh heh

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  5. Nangleator says:

    We have a President-Elect and a Prisoner-Pre-Trial.

    Liked by 6 people

  6. Ten Bears says:

    Scott Baio? The third-stringer from the last couple of seasons of a failing seventies sit-com? Got canned from the Karate Kid? Never done anything since?

    The guy that draws Dilbert is more credible.

    Liked by 4 people

  7. Redhand says:

    Well, this confirms that he is nuts (if anyone had any doubts). I predict that the Secret Service really will have to take him out of the oval office. It looks like that’s really going to be a thing.

    I can’t wait for him o fave criminal charges.

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  8. Dennis Cole says:

    My apologies to Messrs Simon & Garfunkel

    Slow down, you drink too fast;
    You got to make the bottle last!
    You’re swiggin down every last drop;
    You’re drinkin for fun, and feelin boozy.
    Ba-da-da-da-da-da…..gettin woozy.

    Got no place to go, no place to sleep;
    I’m baffled and drowsy and ready to weep,
    Let the next bottle help me
    Get back on the street;
    Drinkin for fun, and feelin boozy!

    [Refrain echoes]:
    Feelin boozy……..
    Ba-da-da-da-da-da, gettin woozy

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  9. Karla says:

    Who lives in the real world and uses the phrase, “Stay tuned”?
    The guy thinks his life is a TV show. That’s why he won’t concede – the hero always wins at the end of the TV show.


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