Teh Stupid, It BUUUUUURNS!

The South Will Rise Again. With some help, that is.

Wallace is a Rep. from Mississippi, can you tell?

Mississippi has never “succeeded” but you know, the New Confederacy is nothing if not literate. (See what I did there?)

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18 Responses to Teh Stupid, It BUUUUUURNS!

  1. David H Lippman says:

    Of course, Mississippi ought to remember the previous TWO times it tried to “succeed” from the Union.

    1861, the Civil War.

    1962, the riots over James Meredith attending University of Missippi.

    Mississippi lost both times.

    Liked by 5 people

  2. julesmomcat says:

    “The South Will Rise Again. With some help, that is.” Viagra, maybe? Just asking for a friend.

    Liked by 4 people

  3. ming says:

    The snark writes itself.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. spotthedog says:

    Um, go for it dude, wishing you success or secess or something.

    Liked by 3 people

  5. Infidel753 says:

    That’s right, Confederates. Kneel down, open wide, and suck seed from the Union.

    Liked by 4 people

  6. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Mississippi has never “succeeded” but you know, the New Confederacy is nothing if not literate.

    Relax TG, I’m sure he didn’t mean it literately.

    Liked by 2 people

  7. sos says:

    Secede or maybe secdeed. Either one really is good.

    Liked by 1 person

  8. Steve-O says:

    Without the money and finance from the rest of us, Mississippi is the third-est of third world nations.
    Go ahead, secede. We’ll wait.

    Liked by 2 people

    • sos says:

      If it wasn’t HIS will that willed him to write it; who’s will willed it?

      Liked by 2 people

    • in no way represents the will of my constituents or myself.

      Those demons jest took ahold of his fingers and despite his mighty struggle they typed out that nonsense and sent it.

      Or he’s a lying sack of shit, who doesn’t understand that other people can see what he posts

      Honestly I cannot decide which of the two are actually dumber…

      Liked by 1 person

  9. Dennis Cole says:

    How’s that old saying go?
    “Nothing exceeds like success?”
    It was right on the tip of my tongue, furraboudaminnit. But then it got replaced by a yummy, cannabis-infused gummy. Bear, that is. DEE-licious!

    Now, what were we discussing?

    Liked by 1 person

  10. jaf48 says:

    How can we expedite the process? Has Bannon already set up the crowd funding? How much office space will they need at Trump Tower? I can see it now: Trump Taj Tunica! If only Larry Brown was still with us to immortalize it in fiction. Hey Hiaasen how ’bout expanding the Skinkeverse along the Gulf Coast?

    Liked by 1 person

  11. Redhand says:

    Shouldn’t a statement like this be enough to bar him from taking a seat in Congress? This is fundamentally inconsistent with his oath of office as a House Rep. https://history.house.gov/Institution/Origins-Development/Oath-of-Office/

    At the very least it should be used to humiliate the shit out of him when the new congress session starts. Let him defend his statement in the well of the House.

    Liked by 2 people

  12. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Looks like Georgia won’t be joining them this time.

    Liked by 1 person

  13. I think Rep Price needs to face up to it and suck seed.

    Liked by 1 person

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