News That Will Drive You To Drink (The 2024 Goat Rodeo Is Shaping Up!)

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Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 65 and under the age of death.

Guys, Big Gulp is putting on his big boy pants and positioning hisself for the 2024 Goat Rodeo!

After the 2020 election, Republicans need to rebrand their party as the champions of working-class voters and steer away from its traditional embrace of big business, Sen. Marco Rubio said in an interview with Axios.

In other words, Republicans cannot run as, you know, Republicans.

Why it matters: Rubio told me he is leaving the door open for a 2024 presidential run — so his comments are some of the earliest signals of how the GOP contenders may try to acknowledge President Trump’s successes while finding their own path.

  • “The future of the party is based on a multiethnic, multiracial working class coalition,” said Rubio.

“You know,” he didn’t add, “as long as that working class coalition is white.”

Rubio said Republicans have long believed in and supported the free market, “but the free market exists to serve our people. Our people don’t exist to serve the free market.”

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!1!

  • He added that working class Americans are now largely against big businesses “that only care about how their shares are performing, even if it’s based on moving production overseas for cheaper labor.”

In other words, working class people are against Republicans.

The bottom line: “We still have a very strong base in the party of donors and think tanks and intelligentsia from the right who are market fundamentalists, who accuse anyone who’s not a market fundamentalist of being a socialist to some degree,” Rubio said.

You mean like that well-known bolshevik, Joe Biden? Yes, Marco, you have a long way to go.

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11 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink (The 2024 Goat Rodeo Is Shaping Up!)

  1. osirisopto says:

    I wonder how many times the media will report on the same lies, from the same people, drinking the same koolaide like it’s worth reading?

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  2. Karla says:

    First we gotta figure out why Floriduh vote count never seems to mirror the polling, and then we gotta dump that little shit out on his ass in 2022.

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  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    By the time 2024 rolls around, the GOP will have been totally consumed by the QAnon whackos.

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  4. Dennis Cole says:

    Unless he goes to prison, or a country that won’t extradite, he’s gonna command a yuge percentage of the media’s output. Face it, he conned a bit more than 70 MILLION Americans that the tRump Fool-aide tastes less filling, and it’s GREAT! He’s not “going away gently into that good night,” and he’s not going to quit reminding us of how he was hounded, and persecuted, and finally cheated by the electoral process. And since the sizzle always sells better than the steak itself, the media will be constantly gurgling, and regurgling, and then regurgitating his spewings, ad infinitum.

    We’re not done with Drümpf, not by a long shot, and you can wager your very last Quatloo on the premise and proposition that he and the rest of the nastiest Nazi neocon Rethugs, will be crying “Foul! and Stolen! Take Our Country Back! Let’s keep a much closer eye on the next election!”

    And using the seats they’ve gained in their various State Houses, they could continue to gum up the works. Restricting and redistricting IS their MO, ya know.

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  5. Marco Rubio, already high on his own supply.

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  6. Infidel753 says:

    This isn’t a new problem. Republicans have long been saddled with economic policies which are against the interests of their own base. That’s why they run mainly on whipping up hatred and fear as a distraction, rather than running on policy — not “vote for us because we’ll do great things” but “vote for us or else the bad people will get you”. Trump was just exceptionally good at doing that. He extended “Gawd hates fags and abortion” to “Gawd hates fags and abortion and immigrants and everybody who doesn’t hate fags and abortion”. Barring some improbable epiphany, in 2024 they’ll follow the same pattern while making only superficial policy changes.

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  7. Ten Bears says:

    LOL – just the other day I made reference to Howdy Dowdy without the dummy.

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  8. JTO says:

    So Little Big-Gulp says Republicans need to run as Center-Left Democrats? Will they vote as Center-Left Democrats, too? Caucus with Pelosi and Schumer? I’m all for a big tent, and what’s a circus without elephants and clown car – but that freakshow is really more Bradbury than Barnum and Bailey.

    In solidarity from the Arctic Socialist Hellscape of Brown Cheese and Waffles

    JTO

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  9. RWW says:

    Remember this is a guy who ultimately voted against his one and only piece of signature legislation on a major, important national issue after reaping enormous media attention for his leadership and bipartisanship in crafting said legislation.

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