Report: Junior Mints Want To Take Over RNC

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Jr. Mints and his emotional support cougar

Junior Mints and his lap-dancing enthusiast and $15,000/mo emotional support cougar are angling to take over the RNC from (checks notes) Willard’s niece, Ronna Romney McDaniel:

Trump Jr. and Kimberly Guilfoyle make moves to expand RNC influence and possibly takeover, sources say

Donald Trump Jr. and Kimberly Guilfoyle are making moves to expand their influence at the Republican National Committee, three GOP sources, including advisers to the President tell CNN. Some sources say they may seek to take over the party structure themselves.

President Donald Trump’s eldest son and his girlfriend, a Trump campaign fundraiser and former Fox News host, have made it clear to campaign and White House officials they are unhappy with RNC chairwoman Ronna McDaniel, who they view as not having done enough to win a close race.

Trump Jr. and Guilfoyle could seek leadership roles at the RNC to position the committee for a comeback run for the President in 2024, the sources said.

This is the best news for the Left, ever, and please, Please, PLEASE make this happen!

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16 Responses to Report: Junior Mints Want To Take Over RNC

  1. sos says:

    Sounds like good news for John McCain!!1!

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    Aaaaannndd Traitor Tot immediately posts a strong challenge to Gums “Vote Minnesota!” for ‘Dumbest trump not named Donald

    I wonder if they think they can just keep all the cash they raise like they did with the campaign?

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  3. Also, if this happens I cannot WAIT for the 2024 GOP Convention, with the fireworks, balloon drops and 50 pole dancers on stage….

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  4. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    The spice must flow!

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Sirius Lunacy says:

    The Best is Yet to Committee!

    Liked by 3 people

  6. Dennis Cole says:

    The Cartel heads we arrested and imprisoned seemed to have no problem continuing to run their businesses from inside, so Jr. can hope to emulate them, and maybe even get some advice on how they did it.

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  7. Bruce388 says:

    Nothing says Family Values like the guy who deserted his wife and five kids to cavort with the Fox Firee.

    This idea does make sense for them, though. Kimmie will probably get a raise to her pittance (to her) for babysitting Traitor Tot while the Tot escapes the crashing trump organization.

    Plus, I’ll no longer have to type Ronna ROMNEY McDaniel.

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  8. Buttermilk Sky says:

    If you got on the wrong side of Stalin he would send your family to the gulag. It’s like that — guilt by Romney association. I can’t wait for Mittens to get primaried by a QAnon flat-earth virus denier supported by trump.

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  9. HarpoSnarx says:

    “who they view as not having done enough to win a close race.”

    Ronna no runna TRUMP! 2020 toilet paper handouts? What a lazy b*tch!

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  10. R White says:

    If the stories going around are true, kimmie is sleeping around with whoever, wherever and later bragging about it to elderly millionaire white guys between lap dances which means that junior mints isn’t quite man enough for that worn-out cougar with cooties.

    Such an honorable and respected woman to be leading the political cult of “family values.” /s

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  11. laura says:

    At this point, with what we know, shouldn’t we refer to her as the emotional support cooch?


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